[kaijuno]

GLOCK ness monster

[kaijuno]

[wildcatmary-blog]

[the-blueberry-pirate]

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

[wrxx]

How can you not reblog something like this

[killerwithashotgun]

Boom

[silentlycrazy]

As a man I’m real fucking tired of the idea that I have no impulse control. We all have it, some of you jackasses just think you’re above it.

[silentlytypingyou]

[stalactites]

when marina said tv taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal

[zsnes]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[hammertimeinthegrill420]

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

[gnabrie]

stuff that happened in the past decade

[thyrell]

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

Damn all these things happened this decade huh

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

“can i book a hair appointment?”

“maybe”

[theweirdwideweb]

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

WHY is this so funny oxmdkodkxmdod

[automatic-caution-door]

[bestworstideaever]

i”M CRYING

[citytogalaxy]

Literally no comedian could plan out something funnier than this

[argodeon]

Shut the fuck up olivia

[roseburst]

yeah. i have maybe 200 and counting oliviabots reported and blocked so far. my entire block list is olivia.

and still she won't shut up.

[lo-kae]

Given that username structure, there could be as many as 78.4 billion Olivias. They are the true tumblr users. All other accounts are merely noise to the great Olivia hive-mind

[argodeon]

LMAO "the great Olivia hive-mind"

[sexycontainmentprocedures]

she told me she's engaged let's be happy for her 😍

[marcy-the-martian]

Olivia says hold the bourgeois accountable! 👏😩

[spaghetti-botticelli]

[thetwoofusagainstthequaternary]

why is it so demeaning to imagine that your ancestors could’ve been this cool at some point????

[playthatthing]

@creationists do not talk to me or my land-conquering fish grandpa ever again

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[strangehorse]

[ID: Britney and dancers performing ‘Gimme More’. Right before Britney can begin, a guy screams ‘WHO IS IT?’. Britney laughs and says ‘It’s Britney, bitch’, resuming the routine.]

[ryandevon]

Every time I see this I can’t help laugh uncontrollably

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[flosstbh]

me growing up in tennessee 

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[whitepeopletwitter]