another pathetic lifeform

NZ. minecraft enthusiast and marvel/star wars neckbeard. he/him 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[captain-price-returns]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[claypigeonpottery]

my friend mentioned armadillos and this immediately popped into my head for some reason

[parkchanwoohoo]

[depsidase]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[enba-and-luka]

[mokopirirakaugalaxias]

we have more than two green parrots.

We have Kea, Kākā, Kākāpō, and Kākāriki (of which there are 3 species).

Kākā are more olive brown than green but are really neat and beautiful birds and are growing in numbers thanks to conservation efforts.

Kea are mostly green with red underwings and b will pickpocket you, but then again so will weka. The bit about them stopping traffic is absolutely true - I have a friend who has witnessed this.

Kākāpō are, in the words of my ecology professor, “really bad at being parrots”. They suck, but endearingly so. They are so bad at being alive and climbing things and reproducing but you cannot help but love them. Again, they are green, but in a shambling moss pile sort of way.

Kākāriki are much smaller and are kept as pets internationally. The three kinds are the red crowned, the yellow crowned and the orange fronted. Of these, the latter is the rarest (currently critically endangered).

There are also several other species endemic to various outlying islands. We have, in total, nine surviving endemic parrot species and several subspecies of those.

If you see ANY of these at all, regardless of whether or not they pickpocket you, all of them are are very cool and very worthy of respect.

[many-bees]

Kakapo is the one that tried to mate with a reporter's head and kea is one with hundreds of videos of it destroying cars online

[lummox-exe]

god I love this country

[neonbunchan]

[doubleca5t]

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

[snakesandcherryblossoms]

[veryfilthyshit]

agreed.

[istherewifiinhell]

[ID: a ball cap that says in english and chinese:

Don't rush to work / Don't be late for lunch 上班别急 / 午饭可别迟到了

END]

[earhartsease]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[cocoon2010]

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

[nishitanis-artsy-nuts]

what if they danced in sotenbori? what then?

[kosmogrl]