LumpyPoodle

hello I may not be nice or smart or pretty or funny and I don't know where this is going here's some pie enjoy your day

[lumpypoodle]

I told my friend that I wanted to get plastic surgery to get dimples and she heard "I want to get plastic surgery to get nipples"

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me

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I was at a church camp one time and I was talking to a guy (i'm a girl) and this lady came up to me and said that I must be one Jesus cross length apart and she spread her arms, jumped on some girls back, and she ran off

[lumpypoodle]

me and the squad judging you

[lumpypoodle]

The bags under my eyes aren't just bags, they're prada

[lumpypoodle]

There's this place like Chuck-E-Cheese's but better and I went there with my friend and I got like 2 jackpots on the games and she kept complaining about what a failure she was and I told her to spin the wheel and turn around while I work my magic so she did and sHE WON 1,000 TICKETS AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND GUYS I THINK I'M A WIZARD

[lumpypoodle]

guys guys guys why aren't mood contacts invented yet? like contacts that change colors according to your mood

[lumpypoodle]

have you ever tried exercising for 3 minutes and then you just

[lumpypoodle]

One time when I was in 7th grade at lunch this fat kid had like 9 cookies and my friend walked past him and accidentally brushed against him and he was like "personal bubble" so she just responded with "the bubble is inside of you, fatty" and I swear we were still laughing last hour