don’t quit before the miracle happens

i collect characters like a pre-historic gatherer and keep them close to my heart, then maybe write a lil' bit about them at times. 18+ || ao3: lunaetsaturnus

[lunaetsaturnus]

hi! 🙋‍♀️

so since i post about a lot of different stuff and my main interests keep changing, i’d thought i’d make a lil’ list of my current favorites:

tv shows: 12 monkeys, agatha all along, the x-files, the mentalist, heartbreak high, agents of shield, yellowjackets, one day at a time

books: the hunger games universe

ships: casserole, agathario, msr, jisbon, siuanraine, philinda, taivan

characters: jennifer goines, rio vidal, dana scully, quinni gallagher-jones, melinda may, katniss everdeen, van palmer, lydia riera

other stuff: taylor swift, neurodivergence, lgbtq+ community, silly humor, random musings and cats aka the world’s greatest animal!

psa: i think dni’s are a bit pointless bc i can’t control what anyone does on the internet but if you’re a minor and decide to follow me, keep in mind that i am not a minor and sometimes my posts might reflect that

imma pin this and update it as needed (if i remember to lmao)

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[symptomesper]

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[tennesseewillams]

hannah einbinder using her newfound celebrity to flirt with and do insane photoshoots and movies with the hottest famousest milfs in the entertainment industry…. she is such a tumblrina i feel like i’m watching a beloved mutual living out our collective dream

[dailycasserole]

Cole looking at photos of Cassie on the Raritan board.

[charli-xcx]

TESSA THOMPSON & BRIE LARSON ACE Comic Con Panel, 2019

[noonsrocky]

Zendaya attending the Spider-man:Brand new day premiere in London

[merainytwo]

"WOMEN HOT!!!!" I scream as they drag me away.

[aphrostiel]

muldoopy and woodscully

[prentisswh0re]

THIS IS QUITE LITERALLY THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[mawofthemagnetar]

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

[c3rvida3]

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

[ruinedhands]

Okay I hear you, but that's not going to work. As always, when you're thinking of vegan egg substitutes, it's important to think about the purpose of the egg in your recipe.

Eggs are used in this recipe because they smell gross and don't come off easily (due to their tendency to harden/cook in the sun). This is not a situation for applesauce, which will come off in a light rain.

While unconventional, the substitute you're looking for here is sourdough starter. It's goopy, it'll smell atrocious in the hot sun, and it'll harden onto the walls like cement. If you try to get it off with water, you'll end up with a sticky dough.

Just make sure to respectfully ask your target if they have a gluten allergy before doing this - wouldn't want to trade one evil for another.

[valentineish]

This has beautiful synergy with "let me get this bitch's pronouns before I curse them out" in the game of hate

[t4timekeeper]

sometimes people will insist a character is butch/masc and then you look at the character and they’re just fat. or muscular. or black. or indigenous. or some combination of the above.

[guabiju]

Tumblr sexy man of the year if you people weren't cowards

[sycamorality]

mobility aids and glasses AND MEDICATION should be free for everyone

[the-quasar-hero]

“Why does this character have to be Black?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be a woman?”

Why shouldn’t she be?

“Why does this character have to be gay?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be trans?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be disabled?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be fat?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

[mr-and-mrs-captain-swan]

Poor Mulder

[mr-and-mrs-captain-swan]

The X-Files Coke saga continues… Poor Scully…

[razztazticffn]

[lolcat76]

[gilliankillingmewithboobs]

this is the most ridiculous post i’ve ever seen

[dashakay]

[theresnosoundtohidebehind]

guys pleASE.

[rars]

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe