I'm sure the gays are right

REBLOG FUCKING EVERYTHING!! Platonically married to 2 people, in relationship with 2 and fictionally whore for way too many

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this crochet millipede!

[ragmana]

And he has a free pattern!

[nisuna]

Okay but like... JJK noses are just begging to be sat on. Don't come for me..... I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, I'M JUST SPREADING FACTS(/the horny)!!!!!

[journeyofmylifew]

WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK

how gorgeous is Choso !!!

[hash1ras]

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jjk characters as text posts

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⨯ . ⁺ ✦ ⊹ ꙳ please do not repost my work without permission/credit, tysm!

[lone-wolf-nergiganos]

Like and reblog if you can relate to this:

[asmodeus-mydearbeloved]

Lucifer: If you do that again, I'll throw you out that fucking window you- what are you doing?

MC: Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it.

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Solomon: Mc why do you have a bucket full of blood?

Mc: (carying a bucket of blood) doesn't concern you magic man

Solomon: (shrugging) don't let Simeon catch you

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

~The Brothers everytime they meet a new Demon~

Brothers: you see that Human over their? they are ours

Demon: they just stabbed somebody

Brothers: that's just how they are

[gullible-diamond]

Simeon: I wanna do something stupid

Mc: I’m stupid, do me

Simeon: 👀

Mc: 👀

Officially reached 100 posts :D

[taqitto]

Satan: If you had to choose between Mc and all the money Lucifer has in his wallet, which would you choose?

Mammon: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Mc: Mammon!

Satan: 63 cents.

Mammon: I'll take the money.

Mc: MAMMON!!!

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Simeon: Mc? is that you? stop picking the lock in the middle of the night please

Mc: but it's fun

Simeon: and you keep waking us up so stop it

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Any one of the Obey Me Boys: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

MC: No returns.

Any one of the Obey Me Boys: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

[nightmare-in-the-woods]

Mammon: you two ARE having sex!!!!

Satan and Mc:*sitting on opposite sides of the bed and reading different books*

Satan:

Mc:

Mc: Satan you should have told me I would have put my book down.

[devildomsoup]

MC: Well you know what they say. When life gives you lemons make lemonade.

Simeon: *very panicked* I'm pretty sure you use that to talk about minor inconveniences not getting stabbed.

MC: *trying to bandage their stab wound* Pfftt what do you mean?

[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Lucifer, sighing: Just skip to the part that’s going to anger me.

Mc: That’s going to be all of it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Extinction will solve 100% of society’s problems

[naamahdarling]

Hyperfixating on your own OC is so frustrating. Nobody else wants to rotate them in their minds the way you do and if you talk too much about it they can get impatient and exasperated.

My poor blorbo. Unloved by all but me and to a lesser extent my boyfriend. My blorbo OC is so amazing and I can't explain it to anyone else.