Come on in! I've just patched up the oxygen tanks.

This is a blog containing the ramblings, and fixations of a late 20's Agender something-or-other, pretending to live in orbit above the moon of an alien world.

[lunar-monster]

Hello beautiful creatures! I've finally got the guts to move my account to @earthmonster on new years day 2025.

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I love this blog and ive had it for over 10 years but I've lost the email i made it with.

Here is my wee beast for your troubles. He is ancient, he is balding, and he is stinky.

[tyaz]

I'll have whatever he's having

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[gaybarts]

“home away from homer” - season 16, episode 20

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[violets-and-cupcakes]

[bisexualshakespeare]

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

[boxlunches]

oh there he is

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[truder]

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

[macklesufficient]

FETCH ME NEIL

[cdubsy]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

[sagareads]

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

[itneedsmoargayz]

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

contemplating the possibility of enamel pin blind bags..

the bigger ones would be the "rare" versions

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

found a manufacturer— expect these very soon!

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

I’m expecting to price these around $5-ish

Small pins will be 0.5 in, large will be 1.25 in (the symbols will match exactly)

2/3 odds for the small pins, 1/3 odds for the large pins

Making 300 total

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

They’ll probably be closer to $6.50, since I have to take into account Mercari’s selling fees

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

No promises, though! Most hard enamel pins like these are like, $8, and that’s probably for a good reason. I forgot that I also have to take into account taxes, shipping supplies, listing fees, etc

I doubt they’ll be over $10, and I still want to price them on the lower end because of how small and simple they are

So expect $6-10

[feverishmaiden]

[victusinveritas]

My dad's office had one of these well into the 2000s and it was marvelous.

[petapeta]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WHOLESOME :D

[kiiraes]

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

[kiiraes]

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[thoodleoo]

impossible for me to be sad when i remember this cypriot terracotta mask of an ambiguous animal exists

[princeofbadassery]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature is “ambiguous”

Do we think it’s a goat? A sturgeon? A nematode?

what is this ambiguous creature?

goat

sturgeon

nematode

some other option

Voting ended onJan 13, 2025

[stuck-in-jelly]

[boeing747]

its so fucked up that optical discs straight up rot though right? something about digital media just feels like it shouldnt be susceptible like that to the forces that govern the physical world and yet discs rot as if theyre an organic thing

[jerrylandis]

This also happens with digital data due to the degradation of the physical storage medias! This book (best before by james newman) talks a lot about it in the context of videogames and the the implications it has for the ongoing efforts to archive them!

[gaylactic-fire]

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!