About As Well Adjusted As You Would Think

I do things sometimes | silly goth art kid way too into mythology | cis girl, any pronouns | ancient and classic lit is my jammm | I like sparky rocks| call me KM, Mac, or Noctilio

[noctilionoidea]

When you run out of a colour you need you tend to adapt I guess. Wanted to do a Bromios and Zagreus themed piece so yea. Idk how to exactly replicate blood flow so I kinda just did what happens whenever I nick myself with a razor

[selkiepearl]

Pride seals for the gays and the theys

Bonus pics with my flags

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[sapocipo]

NO WAY LMAO, LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND

Description: Glass paste cameo with Aphrodite seated with Adonis on her lap, in a cart driven by Eros and drawn by Psyche, Hermes and Pan. Another Psyche is seated behind Aphrodite playing the pan-pipes and another Eros flies above holding drapery. In the exergue are flowers (see BM Cat. Gem 3856). Pen and ink and graphite with grey wash.

no way lolololol Aphrodite taking her boyfriend on a romantic ride on her chariot while her son and her daughter in law are pulling them lmfao

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

i think the common rhetoric that you shouldnt smoke because it doesnt look sexy is weird because firstly. many many people do think its sexy and pretending otherwise wont get us anywhere. but secondly and more crucially you shouldnt decide what to do and not do based on sex appeal maybe actually

[pangur-and-grim]

[ex-bus]

Is that a pangur and grim reference

[pangur-and-grim]

wait you might be on to something

[loveisinthebat]

Helpful caption

[midasgutz]

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

[rickybabyboy]

stop?

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[kosmogrl]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[mobjack878]

and on the pedestal these words appear: "i am Ozymandias, King of Kings. look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair." nothing beside remains.

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[tricky-bastard-pokemon]

ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

[tasmanianstripes]

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

[the-based-brit]

[teathattast]

[thatone-churro]

[noctilionoidea]

I’m gonna have to explain to my family to not use my real name online huh…