A Lunar Sol? All the way out here?

Hello welcome to the Lunar Sol on Tumblr how can I help you? no the ice cream machine doesn't work don't ask me ever again (25 he/him)

[cute-catts]

[adinosaurnamedmittens]

[ranni-thewitch]

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan

[memorycycle]

this shit was more tantalizing than any studio ghibly foods

[arnactor]

it’s the way spongegar and patar were so fucking hungry for it, drooling everywhere just going fucking nuts for these things

[badassdemonsword]

Sorry Ronald Reagan cant come to the phone he's in hell right now getting his skin flayed off by an imp with a rusty butter knife

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[anime-girl-ash-williams]

[moringmark]

[cad-comic]

[funkervogt]

Im layin in bed like Agent 47

[batz]

[apricops]

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

A twenty something year old playing a weird TF2 map has just laughed harder than you have in ten years

[prokopetz]

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

[prokopetz]

#the best route is clearly to get really into a specific kink scenario and invent a world to justify it (via @salix03)

That's not even a joke. Developing a kink scenario so elaborate and so excruciatingly particular that it can only properly be contemplated in the frame of a world created specifically to contain it is genuinely closer to Tolkien's actual creative process than 99% of the stuff that plays at being heir to his legacy.

[flipchild]

cranck that solja boy. right. fucking. now

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[dogpuppy]

[erarg]