i am so obsessed w alice. crazy mom who can and will do anything for her child but is also kind of a deadbeat. most powerful person on teyvat and spends half her time fixing world-ending crises and the other doing the most inane silly shit. invented little furry creatures for all her friends to project themselves through. saving the world only because her daughter lives on it. best friends with everything from angels to kind mortals to downright terrorists. no one is on her level.
Need a genshin or HSR or wuwa whale as a friend 😭😭 I can draw sfw/nsfw arts of your favourites, while you get me genshin's welkin or battlepass or genesis crystals. Or paypal me. :3
But yes, I don't want our friendship to be purely transactional. I hope we can develop a bond and yap to each other.
"even the most frightening witch was once a little girl, and growing up can be so tough ... the Hexenzirkel is just a group of ladies that i spent my youth with."
obsessed with the Hexenzirkel bc it's really just a thesis on how girlhood is not defined by looks, roles or behaviors. it's actually about friendship, fairy tales, growing up, forbidden knowledge and committing atrocities. so true, ladies. they get it.
"even the most frightening witch was once a little girl, and growing up can be so tough ... the Hexenzirkel is just a group of ladies that i spent my youth with."
obsessed with the Hexenzirkel bc it's really just a thesis on how girlhood is not defined by looks, roles or behaviors. it's actually about friendship, fairy tales, growing up, forbidden knowledge and committing atrocities. so true, ladies. they get it.
eugh it's so hard to find people to roleplay with these days, everyone is in private cliques and discord servers
so anyway here's my last attempt at screaming into the void to find interactions, these are all the canon characters I write in all the different fandoms. I write para/multipara, just about any genre (esp angst and fluff and smut) m/m ships only and 18+ for various nsfw themes, and I'm open to canon compliant threads and AUs. I'm a lil slow on replies sometimes because life sucks and so does chronic pain, but I'm also down to just hang or play games or whatever idk. I don't always feel like writing every muse on the list, and I have my favorites, but I also have pretty niche interests so don't be afraid to reach out if something catches your eye. I'm a lil picky in who I write with, I don't care for drama and I require at least basic literacy, but other than that just be nice :3
I don't write on tumblr because I have no idea how to work this hellsite tbh, but I'm open to trying
Right now my biggest muse is probably Goro Akechi (P5R) and I have the worst akeshu brainrot rn hehe I would die for akeshu interactions
Games
Cyberpunk 2077 — Johnny Silverhand, male V
Persona 5 — Joker, Akechi
World of Warcraft — Anduin Wrynn, Mathias Shaw, Sabellian, Neltharion/Deathwing, Koltira Deathweaver, Azuregos
Warframe — Tenno
Genshin Impact — Childe
Witcher — Jaskier, Iorveth, Gaetan, Detlaff, Regis
Pussy-smacker DEADPOOL can’t tell you why he loves it so much. Feeling the outlines of your swollen cunt hot and wet through your clothes, letting his curious fingers drift lovingly over the wet spot only to give it a harsh swat makes his cock jump. You’re keeping those pretty legs spread like a good girl while his gloved hand—who knows where it’s been—does its dirty work. It smacks your sensitive pussy, clit too, while you hiss and jerk. Perfect body twisting while your legs are suspended in air, trembling from the pain and moistening from the pleasure. He soothes you for a second, gliding that Jekyll and Hyde hand over your folds, flipping through one by one like pages until he sees fit to slap again. You cry out from the sting, worse this time, overlaying the dull burn that’s existed since he first laid a hand on your sex. “You had enough, baby? I’m just getting started.” he warns with sick glee, the heel of his palm digging into your clit so you sigh in relief, only to break that trust by letting it rip again. “Oh! I can’t help myself, it’s just too hard to resist. You want some more? Keep ‘em nice and spread for me, baby, I’ll go all night.”
DEADPOOL knew he looked good in the suit, but he had no idea how shameless you get when you see him in it. You flirt with him like he’s a whole new person—and sure you flirt with him outside it, but there’s a different edge. His silhouette in it makes your mouth water, broad shoulders pronounced with the holsters for his katanas, and his trim waist enough for you to wanna take a ride on. His mask is meant to hide his identity, but you’re drawn to the facial expression it makes when you comment a dirty confession to him. Wide white eyes staring you down as you pass him by, following the sway of your pretty little ass in his favorite dress. You’ve got him wrapped around your finger when you get this confident, and he’s helpless to follow when you beckon him. He’s tall too, and you love reaching up to him on the tips of your toes, wrapping your arms around his neck to lead him to stoop. You kiss the outline of his ear to whisper how bad you want him, what you’ll let him do to you as long as he lets you watch him work in that suit. You’ve seen his perfect body tons of times, but somehow the way his abdomen fluidly moves when he’s fucking into you is on another level. Maybe you’ve got a spandex kink. Maybe it’s just a flattering look for his figure. Whatever it is, you wanna cum all over it.
just imagine him kidnapping U and just fucking u constantly, it goes from U hating it until he just fucks you hard enough into submission and ur his perfect lil doll now!!
i love the idea that it started out as a job for him to collect you and quickly spiraled into him keeping you for his own means. telling you about all the disgusting evil things he wants to do to you before he does them, trains your pussy to get wet when he starts talking that gross shit. i do wanna be wade wilson’s little doll 🫠
not so much a request as it is a thirst but holy moly guacamole wade wilson is SO fine i just rewatched deadpool 1 and like besides the whole vengeful murder spree DREAM MAN‼️‼️
what do you mean besides? i want that crazy mother fucker to be mine. the “hates everyone but me” trope would go crazy with wade. he’s so angry at the world for what happened to him but its not your fault and he just wants to protect you. he’d literally kill anyone for you and that is so fucking sexy to me. like he’d give you the ear of guy that catcalled you on the street. he’d break the arm of someone who touched you inappropriately. he’d kill your ex if they broke your heart. he doesn’t care what it takes, he’d do anything for you
summary: You're caught off guard when Wade calls you 'puppy'. He's even more shocked when he realizes how much it actually affects you in all the right ways.
tags: pwp, established relationships, afab reader, pet play themes, degradation, dry humping, choking, cum eating, masturbaton (m receiving).
/ᐠ - ˕ -マ authors note 𑁯 ✿ happy spookytokki kinktober!! my first deadpool fanfic yay!!! its kind of short, only 1.8k words but i hope you enjoy this nonetheless. not betad!
The soft glow of the TV flickers across the living room, casting shadows on the walls as you curl up next to Wade on the couch. The evening is unusually quiet, a break from the chaos that follows him around like a storm, something you'd gotten used to. His arm is draped gently over your shoulders, and your head rests against his chest, the steady rise and fall of his breathing making you feel safe, even when you know that quiet never lasts long with Wade. he keeps you safeㅡ you just wish he'd keep himself too.
Wade was flipping through channels with a practiced boredom, sighing dramatically every few seconds. “How is there nothing on TV? Hundreds of channels, and I still can’t find anything to keep my superior intellect entertained.”
You roll your eyes, leaning over to steal a piece of popcorn from his bowl. “Maybe because you’ve seen every movie that involves crazy inhuman acts at least ten times.”
“Or,” he says, pointing at you with mock seriousness, “they just don’t make ‘em like they used to. I mean, where’s the drama? The art? The—” He pauses, turning to look at you with a grin. “I’m just kidding. I’m way too distracted by your cute face to care about movies right now.” and you can't help but blush. it felt stupid, but he made you feel like you were a teenager in love all over again.
Wade shifts beside you, stretching his legs across the coffee table with a satisfied groan. “Ah, domestic bliss. You, me, questionable snacks, and the delightful sound of my own voice,” he says, breaking the silence. “Does it get any better than this? No bullets, no explosions… I’m practically a whole new Wade.”
You smile, leaning into his shoulder, the smell of his cologne and a faint trace of gunpowder still clinging to him. “You sure you’re okay with a quiet night in? I mean, I know you’ve got that... thing where you need constant action.”
“I am fully committed to this lifestyle,” Wade declares, patting your leg as if sealing the deal. “I’ve already planned out our entire evening: sit, snuggle, snack, snarky commentary, and then maybe I serenade you with my totally above-average karaoke skills. You’ll swoon, I’ll catch you, and we’ll live happily ever after. It’s like a Hallmark movie, but with better one-liners.”
You laugh softly, shaking your head at his antics. “Swooning’s a big maybe. And since when do you plan things?”
“Since I started dating a woman who demands excellence,” he says, giving you a dramatic, exaggerated wink. “I’m a changed man, baby. No more flying by the seat of my pants… unless those pants are on fire. Which, you know, happens more often than you’d think.”
"Let's just watch the movie, Wade." You whisper softly whilst planting a gentle peck on his lips.
A few minutes later, the credits of some random action movie roll on the screen, and you stretch, deciding to get up and grab a drink from the kitchen. “Do you want anything?” you ask, looking over your shoulder.
Wade leans back into the cushions, folding his arms behind his head. “Nah, I’m good. Thanks, puppy.”
You freeze mid-step, your hand gripping the edge of the counter, the word clinging to you like a spell. puppy? Your heart skips a beat, and you can feel the warmth creeping up your neck to your cheeks. The way it rolled off his tongue, like he didn’t even realize he’d said it, but it hits you harder than you’d like to admit, making your core burn up in an instant.
Turning around slowly, you glance at him, but Wade is staring at the TV, completely unfazed, as if calling you ‘puppy’ is the most normal thing in the world. “what did you just call me?” you ask, your voice coming out quieter than you intended, the heat washes over you.
Wade raises an eyebrow, turning to you with a smirk. “Huh? Oh, puppy? Yeah. What, you don’t like it?” He stretches his legs out a bit more, clearly enjoying the fact that he’s caught you off guard. You feel your face get even warmer, and you stammer, “I—I didn’t say that. It’s just… I didn’tㅡ” you stumble and get tangled in your own words.
His smirk grows, and he tilts his head as if he’s just made the most fascinating discovery. “Oh,” he says, drawing out the word. "you don’t mind it, huh, puppy?" Your stomach flips at the way he says it again, with just enough teasing in his tone to send your nerves into overdrive. You quickly busy yourself with grabbing a glass of water from the kitchen, hoping he won’t notice how flustered you’ve gotten.
But Wade is Wade, and of course, he notices. He’s grinning now, watching you with amused eyes as you awkwardly sip from your glass. It's like he can smell it on you. “You’re so cute when you’re all flustered, you know that?” he adds, still teasing. “Should I call you ‘puppy’ more often?”
You shake your head, trying to will away the blush on your cheeks, but you can’t help the small smile tugging at your lips. “No… I mean, maybe. I don’t knowㅡ I'm sorry, it's weird." he laughs, sitting up and pulling you back down onto the couch beside him. “Too late." he chirps, voice dropping down an octave.
You bury your face in your hands, trying your best to ignore the growing wetness in your panties. "Maybe I'll get you one of those cute collars, with a bell...make you crawl on all fours around the house, hm?" you let out a shaky breath, mumbling a soft 'Wade' as his hands snake around you and up your back, his rugged palm finally in your hair. "You'd want that, huh? be my good little puppy." the ringing in your ears picks up, heart running wildly in your chest as a hursh tug of you locks pulls you off of wade. "Show me."
"Whㅡ?"
"Show me you're a good pet, baby. Show me you deserve to have me as an owner." oh, and how your pussy flutters at his words, eyes wider than before, pupils fully blown out and lips puffy from how much you've bitten them. "You wanna make me proud, right?" you let yourself play his little dirty game, arousal coating your very being. "Y-Yes?"
"Yeah? Get down. On your knees, c'mon." You quickly obliged, not wanting to waste any more moments. the way his eyes scanned you, top to bottom as you kneeled in front of him, as if waiting for a treatㅡ it drove him mad.
"I want you to hump my leg." you choke a bit on your own breath. "Wade whatㅡ?" but he quickly shuts you up with a gentle slap to the mouth with the back of his hand. "Do dogs talk? I don't think so...They take orders and do as they're told." you gulp the knot in your throat, wades dark voice making each hair stand up on your body. something about this was so exciting, so new.
you hesitate at first, but with a few breaths in you scoot yourself over so that your clothed cunt is now directly on top of his foot, the sudden pressure on your swollen bud making you whimper. wade can't help but smile seeing you like this. his hand reaches out to the other end of the couch where a leather belt laid for the past few days. in a few moves the accessory is wrapped snug around your throat, with wade holding one end of it.
"Look so pretty like this, puppy. Go on now." he motions you to move. you slowly start rocking your hips, your knees already aching from the rough carpet underneath you, but the pain hurt so good mixed with the friction and heat from your underwear. the belt tightened as wade pulled on it, earning a soft gasp from you. "Faster, show me you want it."
and show you do. in a few second your speed picks up, breasts bouncing as you chase your high. your eyes are teary, vision blurry and mouth wide open as you gasp for air. the belt was digging into your skin, you knew you'd be bruised for the next few days, but you didn't care. "Open your mouth, pup." You're quick to obey, and the moment your lips part wade leans in closer only to spit right onto your lulled out tongue. "Swallow." he's stern and rough with his words and actions, leaning back as he watches you fuck yourself onto his leg. he enjoyed seeing you like this, nothing behind your eyes, just the thought of pleasing him. "You look so dumb right now, baby." he laughs, tugging harder at the belt. "I thought i needed to get you cockdrunkㅡ turns out i don't even need to give you any dick. there's literally nothing else in that small puppy brain of yours, huh?"
you whine and whimper as you feel your orgasm near, wades words only amplifying that feeling. you couldn’t even form a sentence. you didn’t even try. it felt perfect like this, at his feet. "Keep your tongue out." he commands, as he reaches his hand into the boxer shorts he was wearing and pulling out his erect shaft. the tip was leaking, and you swear it was harder than you've ever seen before. wades hand wraps tightly around the base of it, and gives it a few pumps as he watches you continuously rub yourself onto him. "Poor pussy, baby. probably so needy for this cock, hm?" you mumble a few incoherent 'yes's, fingers gripping tightly at his thighs. "Want me to come on you, pup? make you clean it up after, lick it all up like the good doggy you areㅡ shit." you were so close, you could barely hold your head up anymore.
"Fuckㅡ that's right, pup, earn it. Earn my come." he groans, stroking himself, veins pulsing, hips bucking up into his hand. your moans fill the room, the fuzzy feeling in your brain getting harder to overcome. thats when you feel it ripping through you, that familiar feeling that was pulled in your core now erupting like a million fireworks. your eyes roll back as you mindlessly keep moving your body. you hear wade mutter a harsh 'fuck' before you feel warm drops fall onto your tongue, face and chest, then trickle down. you try your best to swallow whatever you can as you both sit like that, breathless for a few second.
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