The Moonland Scott McCall Protection Squad

Hi! I'm Robin, 23, and currently rebuilding to be a himbo :3 i have a post tagged as introduction if you would like to know more about me

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: [phone] (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: [phone]

Trevor Project: Call [phone], text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

[lunariancrow]

So that's that then

[vampcraft-deactivated20231205]

i think as adults it's our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

[cursed-and-haunted]

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

[fuckitblackcoffeeisfine]

[the-book-reaper]

[ID: a tag that says:

looks down at my bloodstained shirt as i say this before passing out as sarcastically as possible

End ID]

[naamahdarling]

No but seriously, according to EMTs/paramedics, this is a VERY common joke for people to make after a very bloody injury. Especially older men.

Essentially, dads cannot be stopped and will dad joke even while bleeding to death.

I fucking love knowing this.

[lunariancrow]

Still can't get over how much of an 8D chess move it was of me to get a puppy that really needs a lot of walks and interaction with people etc. Like you go past Robin, put yourself in a situation where you literally have no choice but to be more physically and socially active. It's a real great hack to get a healthier lifestyle

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[hi-im-gay-how-are-you]

ugh damn it now that ive seen this and will def forget about it in the morning i have to stay up another hour to reblog it cuz of stupid timezones

[lizluvscupcakes]

I wonder if @mamacastiel ever got the joke

[pussy-in-boots-deactivated20250]

[ID: Like they said, it’s just a picture of a knife stabbed into a Classic Caesar brand ranch bottle. End ID]

[buckingfaseball]

here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too

[hiddensandtrap]

In case anyone can’t read the article for whatever reasons, the VPNs acquired are:

ExpressVPN

Private Internet Access

Zenmate

CyberGhost

And the VPN review sites they purchased are:

vpnMentor

Wizcase

So if you use any of those, time to look for other options.

[v9z-deactivated20201221]

i took the empathy test thing nd got 15/80

[rb-sketches]

I was bored so I took a mental age test, twice

Taking an avg., I’m 11

Accurate 

[a-clowns-words]

drop the link bestie i need to get angry at whatever it thinks i am

[rb-sketches]

Of course✨✨✨

https://mymentalage.com/

[lunariancrow]

wowie the prey instinct of "if i'm just very still and quiet maybe they won't hurt me" sure is strong tonight

[lunariancrow]

i know last year was hard for everyone in general, but if anyone has any spare good vibes or similar things i'd appreciate it a lot if you would send some my way

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[broken-academia]

may you experience very precedented events

[3fluffies]

May you make many lovely memories of your ordinary good experiences followed by more lovely memories repeating those ordinary good experiences.

[lunariancrow]

my mom: is very pro the nurses using force with my grandpa against his will be he isn't capable of understanding what he needs anymore

also my mom: gets very pissed and paranoid when her fiancé is nervous about her handling a knife when she's so ill she's swaying back and forth, drooling, and incapable of keeping her eyes open. also accuses him of looking through her things and stealing from her when he cleans up the stuff she was trying to sort through, an hour after she fell asleep while we have a puppy that could eat everything she had just strewn about

[valtsv]

everyone is too busy on their phones these days to earn the undying loyalty of a misunderstood beast by treating it with compassion and respect instead of fear

[themostvilemaninbaseball]

What do you call my mutuals then? Huh?

[valtsv]

you present an unexpected yet compelling argument

[screamyvegetables]

[lunariancrow]

Clowns have a circus, skeletons usually have neighboring skeletons, werewolves have packs, witches have covens, and even vampires usually hang out with other vampires. But the scarecrow was always meant to be alone i guess

[lunariancrow]

oh i get it, it's not that small insignificant thing that's bothering me, it just shows how they're not listening and don't know me

[lunariancrow]

also how dare you say that you "lost" him and feel like you can leave bc of it when you left us?? That's why he doesn't turn to you anymore. You decided that everyone else was more important than us, so of course we learn to count on only each other. everyone else left