[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources

[bulkbuys-deactivated20191105]

emojis

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

Can you try again

[bulkbuys-deactivated20191105]

not in the mood

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I went to your moms house and your mom was there

[impuls1ve]

i listened to my body and it's asking for substances

[trashcangimmick]

[buddwyer]

it's so funny when it affects you long-term

[weepyemperor]

This reminds me of that time last summer when I died and went to hell

[blownawayy]

i want the world to stop for like 1 year so i can rest

[a-cloak-deactivated20241120]

I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there

[wetheurban]

May the last few days of April conspire in your favor.

[grox]

[feluka]

youre never alone. bacteria

[tainbocuailnge]

we make fun of americans and their burgers but a good burger at the right moment really will return your will to live, is the thing

[jeanritchie]

hey man is it cool if i bring my pet airpod. no worries if not

[papayajuan2019]

i was you in a past life