im not hoe enough to be an art hoe

🍑 ihssan / moroccan cutie 🍑  

[best-of-memes]

[afrocentricheavymetalgoddess]

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[dopeybeauty]

Can you stop using Bratz Dolls commercials as reaction images please??

[fairyghibli-deactivated20181024]

I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao

[counterpunches]

#lord that episode aired 12 years ago

[fromgreecetoanarchy]

[d-lightfulexcess]

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

[tellmeayarn]

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

[bi-shenanigans-deactivated20210]

Put that last line on my headstone

[transgenderer]

i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified as genital-shaped. eyes? yonic symbolism. fingers? phallic symbolism. thats all there is

[moteldogs]

poking yourself in the eye? a cunning symbol of sexual intercourse

[transgenderer]

exactly!!

[afloweroutofstone]

Might I add:

Yonic the Hedgehog

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

No, you may not add that.

[marisatomay]

it’s yeet or be yeeten on this goddamn bitch of an earth

[blondiboi]

[darkmoron]

I legit served a man at my last job who was fully covered in nazi symbols and shit. He was a proud actual real life nazi getting icecream in a family theme park and when he left I voiced my disgust to my coworkers on how security even let him in the gate wearing all of that. And you know what that bitch said? “Well some people are offended by your rainbow flag and you are allowed to wear it so he can too”. It’s not the fucking same. Don’t fucking compare the two

[theconcealedweapon]

Nazis’ entire mission is to exterminate anyone who’s not exactly like them. It’s in no way comparable to “some people are offended”.

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice, they actually don’t have fingers and noses.

I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)

And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.

So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.

I think it’s safe to say that the Powerpuff Girls are objectively horrifying. I want to see fanart of that.

[teacupballerina]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

SWEET JESUS

[iguanamouth]

alright i realise im a little late to the party here but going back to how the girls are able to grip things despite not having fingers

at first i thought maybe they could have tiny hooks at the end of the stumps that would snag onto surfaces, similar to cats tongues ( and yeah alright spiderman ) but the issue is that they probably wouldnt be effective for smoother surfaces

they could also have wrinkled pads like geckos feet that could cling to smoother things no problem, but then the problem is maintaining enough suction to actually lift and carry an object

i fear the solution may be something even Worse

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

this better not take any more wild turns

[baapi-makwa]

#NOTYOURMASCOT #changethename

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Danny DeVito turned 70 today which is weird because I’ve never had any concept of how old he is, I like to think that he exists outside of time and space

[thelilnan]

more importantly it means no one was aware of him being 69 last year. we fucked up. i can’t believe it. we really fucked up.

[fozzie]

me: care about people

half the notes: youre the real oppressor for telling me what to do.

the other half: cut out this useless liberal proselatizing. you are an invertebrate and you will perish in the revolution.

[fozzie]

we have a new prize comment which is “pretty neurotypical of you to assume i have the capacity to care about other people”

[denyingbythespicegirls-deactiva]

listening to bjork become like a million times better when i learned she had hands

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

i got mad lmao

[moonkitty]

[beardie-fella]

the fact that ashton kutcher basically dropped his career as an actor to create an organization to help stop sex trafficking and has saved over 6,000 victims and has identified over 2,000 abusers is so fucking badass

[carnivorous-mugwort]

I’m pretty sure it was less dropping his career and more nobody in the industry would work with him after he wouldn’t stop talking about the pervasiveness sex trafficking at the core of Hollywood.

[eroscestlavie]

i dont want to know how to read anymore