'til the end of days.

she/her | 20 something | thriving in the world of dirty fanfic.

[lunarvicar]

masterlist

❤️: 18+

The Mothiverse: John Price x F!Reader Moth

an interview I did about to the flame (spoilers!)

to the flame 1

2

3

4 ❤️

5 ❤️

6

7

8

moving day ❤️

dress up games ❤️

afternoon coffee

late night call -drabble

a drink from her cup

John Price x Reader "Isla" (Tudor AU)

a stranger at the table

2

3

4

John Price x undefined Reader

promise you'll stop (for me)

Simon Riley x Reader

sound box ❤️

exit row ❤️

exit row ii ❤️

exit row iii

exit row iv ❤️

untitled (drinking tea in the barracks kitchen) - request

sick day

exit row v (part 1)

Soap x Reader

life in color (prologue)

[willgrahamscock]

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

[willgrahamscock]

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

[willgrahamscock]

and english is their 4th language

[lunarvicar]

pic of kitten for morale. yesterday I did a scary hour during lunch and ended up finding that the $350 hospital bill (for a ten minute phone call) I actually called about was nothing compared to the $3500 I’m about to receive bills for in the mail and also had to schedule another medical appointment for today so I can see for the next year (buying contacts) but vsp sucks ass so the $200 I’m dropping today isn’t gonna go towards my deductible. and someday I’ll die so whatever it doesn’t matter if I have two functioning legs for the rest of my life but it MATTERS because it’s all I get! anyway I have one episode of crash landing on you left and the guy next to me on the subway is translating texts into English so he can flirt with a girl offering to teach him. My boyfriend didn’t buy me Valentine’s Day flowers and he felt so bad about it he was doing pushups til failure outside the bathroom when I got out of the shower. I’m thinking about the disco Elysium February video “there’s something in the trees that’s been bothering you and you can almost see it” IM SEEING IT !!!!! I can SEE IT!!!!!

[lunarvicar]

they should make me a t shirt except it’s like one of those bright orange warning vests for dogs that say “NERVOUS” except mine says “AFRAID OF THE FUTURE” on one side and “DRINKS OLIVE BRINE TO COPE WITH DIFFICULT FEELINGS” on the other.

[lunarvicar]

following up on this post to say I just cried to my insurance “customer advocate” (fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you AETNA) when they told me they were totally chill to charge me $300 for an urgent care visit because they only cover my urgent care after I’ve met my $7k deductible. this is becoming an insurance hate page I hate you Aetna I hate you I hate you

[lunarvicar]

OH AND ALSO IF ID JUST PAID UP FRONT FOR THE URGENT CARE WITH NO INSURANCE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CHEAPER THAN WITH THE “IN NETWORK DISCOUNT” THEYRE BILLING ME FOR NOW. $220 WITH NO INSURANCE, $258 WITH INSURANCE BECAUSE AETNA “COVERED” FORTY TWO LOUSY STUPID FUCKING DOLLARS. LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. I TOLD THE AETNA REP THIS AND HE GOES “you need insurance for emergencies!” FUCK YOU! WHAT IS AN URGENT CARE FOR I Hate you I hate you I hate you

[lunarvicar]

I still owe $2400 for the MRI and X ray (btw, they “approved” my MRI (that’s $1500) but denied the coverage to READ THEM), $500 for the consultation, $150 for the ten minute phone call to tell me my knee is fucked irrevocably,

$660 on my taxes, now $258 for this urgent care, I never received TREATMENT for the issue I got an MRI for, I owe my parents $700, and I need a new phone because right now I have to delete two apps every time I want to take a picture. If you put me in the room with an Aetna executive right now one of us would be leaving with an ear bitten off and it would not be me.

[lunarvicar]

GOOD FINANCIAL NEWS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT,MY FINANCIAL AID APPLICATION HAS BEEN ACCEPTED AND MY $2400 IN BILLS IS BEING CLEARED THIS WEEK. THEY WERE GONNA SEND MY ASS TO COLLECTIONS AND I APPLIED FOR FUN BECAUSE THEY WANTED ME TO PUT IT ON MY CREDIT CARD.

I would still bite the ear off an Aetna exec but in the meantime I’m going to enjoy this.

[armacheart]

The last of his kind

[lunarvicar]

pic of kitten for morale. yesterday I did a scary hour during lunch and ended up finding that the $350 hospital bill (for a ten minute phone call) I actually called about was nothing compared to the $3500 I’m about to receive bills for in the mail and also had to schedule another medical appointment for today so I can see for the next year (buying contacts) but vsp sucks ass so the $200 I’m dropping today isn’t gonna go towards my deductible. and someday I’ll die so whatever it doesn’t matter if I have two functioning legs for the rest of my life but it MATTERS because it’s all I get! anyway I have one episode of crash landing on you left and the guy next to me on the subway is translating texts into English so he can flirt with a girl offering to teach him. My boyfriend didn’t buy me Valentine’s Day flowers and he felt so bad about it he was doing pushups til failure outside the bathroom when I got out of the shower. I’m thinking about the disco Elysium February video “there’s something in the trees that’s been bothering you and you can almost see it” IM SEEING IT !!!!! I can SEE IT!!!!!

[lunarvicar]

they should make me a t shirt except it’s like one of those bright orange warning vests for dogs that say “NERVOUS” except mine says “AFRAID OF THE FUTURE” on one side and “DRINKS OLIVE BRINE TO COPE WITH DIFFICULT FEELINGS” on the other.

[lunarvicar]

following up on this post to say I just cried to my insurance “customer advocate” (fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you AETNA) when they told me they were totally chill to charge me $300 for an urgent care visit because they only cover my urgent care after I’ve met my $7k deductible. this is becoming an insurance hate page I hate you Aetna I hate you I hate you

[lunarvicar]

OH AND ALSO IF ID JUST PAID UP FRONT FOR THE URGENT CARE WITH NO INSURANCE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CHEAPER THAN WITH THE “IN NETWORK DISCOUNT” THEYRE BILLING ME FOR NOW. $220 WITH NO INSURANCE, $258 WITH INSURANCE BECAUSE AETNA “COVERED” FORTY TWO LOUSY STUPID FUCKING DOLLARS. LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. I TOLD THE AETNA REP THIS AND HE GOES “you need insurance for emergencies!” FUCK YOU! WHAT IS AN URGENT CARE FOR I Hate you I hate you I hate you

[lunarvicar]

I still owe $2400 for the MRI and X ray (btw, they “approved” my MRI (that’s $1500) but denied the coverage to READ THEM), $500 for the consultation, $150 for the ten minute phone call to tell me my knee is fucked irrevocably,

$660 on my taxes, now $258 for this urgent care, I never received TREATMENT for the issue I got an MRI for, I owe my parents $700, and I need a new phone because right now I have to delete two apps every time I want to take a picture. If you put me in the room with an Aetna executive right now one of us would be leaving with an ear bitten off and it would not be me.

[lunarvicar]

pic of kitten for morale. yesterday I did a scary hour during lunch and ended up finding that the $350 hospital bill (for a ten minute phone call) I actually called about was nothing compared to the $3500 I’m about to receive bills for in the mail and also had to schedule another medical appointment for today so I can see for the next year (buying contacts) but vsp sucks ass so the $200 I’m dropping today isn’t gonna go towards my deductible. and someday I’ll die so whatever it doesn’t matter if I have two functioning legs for the rest of my life but it MATTERS because it’s all I get! anyway I have one episode of crash landing on you left and the guy next to me on the subway is translating texts into English so he can flirt with a girl offering to teach him. My boyfriend didn’t buy me Valentine’s Day flowers and he felt so bad about it he was doing pushups til failure outside the bathroom when I got out of the shower. I’m thinking about the disco Elysium February video “there’s something in the trees that’s been bothering you and you can almost see it” IM SEEING IT !!!!! I can SEE IT!!!!!

[lunarvicar]

they should make me a t shirt except it’s like one of those bright orange warning vests for dogs that say “NERVOUS” except mine says “AFRAID OF THE FUTURE” on one side and “DRINKS OLIVE BRINE TO COPE WITH DIFFICULT FEELINGS” on the other.

[lunarvicar]

following up on this post to say I just cried to my insurance “customer advocate” (fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you AETNA) when they told me they were totally chill to charge me $300 for an urgent care visit because they only cover my urgent care after I’ve met my $7k deductible. this is becoming an insurance hate page I hate you Aetna I hate you I hate you

[lunarvicar]

OH AND ALSO IF ID JUST PAID UP FRONT FOR THE URGENT CARE WITH NO INSURANCE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CHEAPER THAN WITH THE “IN NETWORK DISCOUNT” THEYRE BILLING ME FOR NOW. $220 WITH NO INSURANCE, $258 WITH INSURANCE BECAUSE AETNA “COVERED” FORTY TWO LOUSY STUPID FUCKING DOLLARS. LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. I TOLD THE AETNA REP THIS AND HE GOES “you need insurance for emergencies!” FUCK YOU! WHAT IS AN URGENT CARE FOR I Hate you I hate you I hate you

[lunarvicar]

pic of kitten for morale. yesterday I did a scary hour during lunch and ended up finding that the $350 hospital bill (for a ten minute phone call) I actually called about was nothing compared to the $3500 I’m about to receive bills for in the mail and also had to schedule another medical appointment for today so I can see for the next year (buying contacts) but vsp sucks ass so the $200 I’m dropping today isn’t gonna go towards my deductible. and someday I’ll die so whatever it doesn’t matter if I have two functioning legs for the rest of my life but it MATTERS because it’s all I get! anyway I have one episode of crash landing on you left and the guy next to me on the subway is translating texts into English so he can flirt with a girl offering to teach him. My boyfriend didn’t buy me Valentine’s Day flowers and he felt so bad about it he was doing pushups til failure outside the bathroom when I got out of the shower. I’m thinking about the disco Elysium February video “there’s something in the trees that’s been bothering you and you can almost see it” IM SEEING IT !!!!! I can SEE IT!!!!!

[lunarvicar]

they should make me a t shirt except it’s like one of those bright orange warning vests for dogs that say “NERVOUS” except mine says “AFRAID OF THE FUTURE” on one side and “DRINKS OLIVE BRINE TO COPE WITH DIFFICULT FEELINGS” on the other.

[lunarvicar]

following up on this post to say I just cried to my insurance “customer advocate” (fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you AETNA) when they told me they were totally chill to charge me $300 for an urgent care visit because they only cover my urgent care after I’ve met my $7k deductible. this is becoming an insurance hate page I hate you Aetna I hate you I hate you

[lunarvicar]

> hoping to use tax refund on $3500 medical bill

> actually still owe irs $660

> my tax money is going towards killing children.

I’m about to start posting like fairycosmos fr

[lunarvicar]

pic of kitten for morale. yesterday I did a scary hour during lunch and ended up finding that the $350 hospital bill (for a ten minute phone call) I actually called about was nothing compared to the $3500 I’m about to receive bills for in the mail and also had to schedule another medical appointment for today so I can see for the next year (buying contacts) but vsp sucks ass so the $200 I’m dropping today isn’t gonna go towards my deductible. and someday I’ll die so whatever it doesn’t matter if I have two functioning legs for the rest of my life but it MATTERS because it’s all I get! anyway I have one episode of crash landing on you left and the guy next to me on the subway is translating texts into English so he can flirt with a girl offering to teach him. My boyfriend didn’t buy me Valentine’s Day flowers and he felt so bad about it he was doing pushups til failure outside the bathroom when I got out of the shower. I’m thinking about the disco Elysium February video “there’s something in the trees that’s been bothering you and you can almost see it” IM SEEING IT !!!!! I can SEE IT!!!!!

[lunarvicar]

they should make me a t shirt except it’s like one of those bright orange warning vests for dogs that say “NERVOUS” except mine says “AFRAID OF THE FUTURE” on one side and “DRINKS OLIVE BRINE TO COPE WITH DIFFICULT FEELINGS” on the other.

[lunarvicar]

pic of kitten for morale. yesterday I did a scary hour during lunch and ended up finding that the $350 hospital bill (for a ten minute phone call) I actually called about was nothing compared to the $3500 I’m about to receive bills for in the mail and also had to schedule another medical appointment for today so I can see for the next year (buying contacts) but vsp sucks ass so the $200 I’m dropping today isn’t gonna go towards my deductible. and someday I’ll die so whatever it doesn’t matter if I have two functioning legs for the rest of my life but it MATTERS because it’s all I get! anyway I have one episode of crash landing on you left and the guy next to me on the subway is translating texts into English so he can flirt with a girl offering to teach him. My boyfriend didn’t buy me Valentine’s Day flowers and he felt so bad about it he was doing pushups til failure outside the bathroom when I got out of the shower. I’m thinking about the disco Elysium February video “there’s something in the trees that’s been bothering you and you can almost see it” IM SEEING IT !!!!! I can SEE IT!!!!!

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[passer-fringillidae]

Good news whump smut fans

[exuberantocean]

This just in: magic healing penis trope proven right. Science

[gumdrops-stuff]

[dailycatsblog]

[weapeonies]

THE CHAIN – shane hollander x ilya rozanov

[sycamorality]

hi guys! discord is doing a survey on how people would like ai to be integrated into discord. take it and say fuck no to every question. when you get to "in general, how do you feel about discord inegrating ai features?", respond that you would actively get everyone you know off of discord and wouldn't pay for nitro or other shop items if they added ai features.

[preserving-tiktok]