[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

[exclipsensfw]

Silly girl who doesn’t read labels

[hail-the-villainess]

By princess decree, all caffeinated tea is to be kept under lock and key or at least on a high shelf, to prevent Doll Mischief

[hail-the-villainess]

That one was not "polite, dutiful and Still" when it snuck into the pantry, drank nine cups of black tea and went awawa-ing around the castle at two in the morning.

[lunas-aetherwell]

awawawawawawawawa

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

[satan-offical]

How do I casually ask someone if they do poly relationships? Or should I just.. not?(May have a crush on someone who's already in a relationship,,,,)

"DATE ME DATE ME DATE ME" normally does the trick

[demilypyro]

i cant be dommed i'm too afraid of vulnerability

[demilypyro]

"willingly relinquishing control" haha youre funny

[demilypyro]

"you're a good girl it's okay" you are trying to hurt me stay back

[demilypyro]

just tell me to kill myself

[demilypyro]

JUST TELL ME TO KILL MYSELF

[demilypyro]

I'M A NORMAL GIRL I'M NORMAL

[demilypyro]

i. uh... yea? i guess it would be?... i mean that sounds nice. validating but not threatening

[piratesexmachine420]

[demilypyro]

ALRIGHT

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[joeb91]

[depsidase]

[demilypyro]

i cant be dommed i'm too afraid of vulnerability

[demilypyro]

"willingly relinquishing control" haha youre funny

[demilypyro]

"you're a good girl it's okay" you are trying to hurt me stay back

[demilypyro]

just tell me to kill myself

[demilypyro]

JUST TELL ME TO KILL MYSELF

[demilypyro]

I'M A NORMAL GIRL I'M NORMAL

[demilypyro]

i. uh... yea? i guess it would be?... i mean that sounds nice. validating but not threatening

[piratesexmachine420]

[demilypyro]

ALRIGHT

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[satan-offical]

How do I casually ask someone if they do poly relationships? Or should I just.. not?(May have a crush on someone who's already in a relationship,,,,)

"DATE ME DATE ME DATE ME" normally does the trick

[corpseprize]

the reality of being a writer

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

id just be so cutes with a pussy i should be allowed one on that basis alone

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

actually no im not keeping this in the tags, im a hard top while ive got it but when I get my pussy im making you suck the strap before you put it in me

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

"could I not use my di-" give me a very good reason why you deserve to and I might let you have it out but not touch it

this is about trans women dont even think about it otherwise

[um-jammer-tranny]

sometimes a trans woman will love you enough and feel comfortable enough around you to sing and you should feel so honored

[joomeefemme]

lazy mornings are better together

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius