The Id, The Ego, and this Guy

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[less16candles]

Sorry guys but she’s back and I’m not risking it

[ashfire05]

I’m reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni

[yourbrothershotfriend]

NEVER play with this one, always reblog

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[ohemgeeitsstephaniemarie-deacti]

Same

[voidlorddabombcom]

CASH

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[ohemgeeitsstephaniemarie-deacti]

Same

[voidlorddabombcom]

CASH

[dannysawyer]

[paulagonia]

James Hetfield after Metallica’s presentation with Gaga

[just-shower-thoughts]

The dreams in which I’m dying are indeed the best I’ve ever had because I wake up feeling relieved, whereas if I had a dream where something good happened I’d be disappointed.

[srsfunny]

I Really Don’t Understand This Trilogy

[just-shower-thoughts]

So many homophobes turn out to be secretly gay that I’m nervous I’m secretly a giant spider

[animebgcs-blog]

This face though. Can we just take a moment to think about the artist? He could’ve just left the face blank, like so many others, but instead he chose to draw the most generic smiley face you could imagine.

It just makes me so happy every time I see it.

[shounenoujo]

Explain an anime plot badly

Your Lie In April: Play us a song you’re the piano man

[keatonpatti]

“Can I get the pasta without the mushrooms?” “That’s not a problem, sir.” “Thanks. And a diet Coke.” “Great. Would you like the diet Coke without the mushrooms as well?” “Um, yeah. It normally comes with mushrooms?” “No, but I’ll make extra sure it doesn’t have mushrooms for you.” “Well thanks.” “And I’ll tell the nearby table not to give you any mushrooms.” “You don’t have to do that.” “It’s not a problem, sir.” The waiter went up to the next table and spoke with them. The table’s customers looked over at the man who ordered the pasta. The pasta man tried to make a “Sorry, this waiter is nuts” look, but it came off as a more “Don’t you fucking give me mushrooms, buddy” look. The waiter returned to the pasta man’s table. “The other table said ‘No promises, buddy.’” The pasta man looked back at the other table to see it covered with mushrooms and miniature mushroom catapults. This was going to be a long dinner, he thought. He shouldn’t have ordered the slowest pasta on the menu, but he did.

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how bad I feel about myself, or how down I get about my purpose in life, at least my existence doesn’t make to stock markets plummet.

[just-shower-thoughts]

For some people, autism is like dumping all your skill points into one stat.

[pinkkasfuckk]

credit to OP

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

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That song 😂😂😂… Unmute pls

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is 364 days until Halloween and people already have their decorations up.