check it out: i’m gay

Katie/KT/Kit. 31. Spooky. she/they.

[curseworm]

evryone is so seethingly jealous of my simulacrum. "it bears relationship to reality" they say "its a faithful copy of a unique original." yet they cannot trace its ontological lineage back to a prototype 😂

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[whichcouldmeanothing]

Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster created a character known as Superman in the late nineteen– I'm already hideously bored.

Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness Episode 1 "Mishaps, A Maw, and the Masquerade"

[witchy-worm]

This was made for @flawlessassholes for her donation to @iceouthr event! The prompt was something NSFW or something for her fic Alligator Bites Never Heal so I sort of went for both here 😅

If you're into angst, hurt/comfort, and smut, you should absolutely go read the fic! It's a delight!

[oflightningandstars]

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[ohlittlefox]

is someone chasing you?

[kimulonim]

First art of the year — a motivational poster for myself

[minatalks]

Emily Axford in Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness "Mishaps, A Maw, and the Masquerade"

[huariqueje]

Party # 2 - Jesse Dayan , 2026.

Australian, b.  1982  -

Oil on paper, 26 x 28 cm.

[omgshesblowinbubbles]

What Ilya saw through that peephole 😭

[rrat-king]

screaming forever. they killed zac

[redlipstickresurrected]

Paul Ferney (American, b. UT, USA, based San Francisco, CA, USA) - Night Swimming, 2024, Paintings: Oil on stretched Canvas

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[beemovieerotica]

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

[shnehollander]

#computer, please show me shane [link to template]

[novelistparty]

here is Gil Scott-Heron performing his poem "Whitey on the Moon"

[goodgrammaritan]

A rat done bit my sister Nell.

(with Whitey on the moon)

Her face and arms began to swell.

(and Whitey's on the moon)

I can't pay no doctor bills.

(but Whitey's on the moon)

Ten years from now I'll be payin' still

While Whitey's on the moon.

You know, the man jus' upped my rent las' night,

'cause Whitey's on the moon.

No hot water, no toilets, no lights,

but Whitey's on the moon.

I wonder why he's uppi' me?

'cause Whitey's on the moon?

Well I wuz already givin' 'im fifty a week

And now Whitey's on the moon.

Taxes takin' my whole damn check,

The junkies make me a nervous wreck,

The price of food is goin' up,

An' as if all that crap wuzn't enough,

A rat done bit my sister Nell.

(with Whitey on the moon)

Her face an' arms began to swell

And Whitey's on the moon.

Was all that money I made las' year

For Whitey on the moon?

How come I ain't got no money here?

Hmm! Whitey's on the moon.

Y'know I jus' about had my fill

Of Whitey on the moon.

I think I'll sen' these doctor bills,

Airmail special

To Whitey on the moon

[screambirdscreaming]

Before he performs the poem, he says:

"One such poem, at least an early poem of ours that went in that direction, concerned the fact that millions and millions of dollars are continually sent into outer space - while we continue to face the same problems here, on the ground."

[littlealienproducts]

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