what the dog doin

either Kaz Ki or Lu

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bros not getting this shit

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I'll Find You In Every Universe

If you could visit yourself though alternate timelines, would you change anything? Would you compare yourself with the other you’s to see where you rank? Or would you completely ignore it in order to keep yourself mentally sane? 

Personally, I’d make sure I was with her in every universe. If I wasn't, I’d make sure I was. Not because she needs me, but because a universe where I don't have her is one not worth existing.

Whatever form, whatever species, whatever time period, we were meant to be together. And that includes this one. It just sucks that now I have to learn necromancy.

Listen I know you think I’m a little unhinged but I've read enough fanfiction to understand that this was absolutely not the worst option. Some tags on 40E should not exist. Evanesce. Just thinking about it makes my back hurt. Thought that could but be due to how I’m sitting but the sentiment stands. The chairs here suck and this is the only place I can sit where the moonlight hits the paper enough where I can see what I’m drawing without my shadow blocking the paper.

“Hey Lyric, I’m just here to check your vitals and,” the nurse cut themselves off. Staring at me in disbelief and them in an 'I told you so' way that only older siblings and old married people can have. 

“I told you they’d still be up. With their track record I didn’t even need to see into the future, I guess.”

“Well excuse me for thinking that a person could change.”

“You know better than me that no one changes that much in a week.”

Seeing the two in one bicker makes me even more confused on how they function. How can one argue with someone with the same mouth? Wouldn't they share vocal cords? Are their intestines blocked from each other with a wall? Where’s the other half of each of them? Honestly, I’m just glad it wasn't the CatDog method I thought the Lacunan people did. 

I used this time to stealthily hide my drawings. Draw your girlfriend one time too many and suddenly ‘you’re having a psychotic break’ or something. God forbid a girl have a hobby. Listen, me and her are destined to be together and if I want to remember what she looks like, I have to keep drawing her.

Ophelia Chambers is the most beautiful being I have ever met in all my lifetimes. She’s perfectly feminine in any and every standard both physically and mentally. She has done and can do nothing wrong in my eyes, and any misdoing she has and will do has a reason and thus is not entirely her fault. Which basically means it was never her fault to begin with.

I have the softest of spots for that woman's deep brown almost black eyes, and specifically how she looks at me with them. They, and her smile, make me feel like I am just as important to her as she is to me. She has an amazing power with her words that make me feel as if she has seen, held, and kissed every atom in my body as though she picked them each herself.

I just wish I could have told her how much I truly love and adore her while she was breathing, but I will earn the power it takes to tell her while she can’t.

[luna-azzurra]

Tips for Writing Injuries

✧ Broken ribs suck. You don’t just “walk it off.” Breathing hurts. Laughing hurts. Existing hurts. Characters with rib injuries won’t be doing heroic sprints.

✧ Concussions aren’t instant naps. Dazed vision, nausea, dizziness, maybe even personality changes, but they’re not going to collapse neatly like in the movies.

✧ Blood loss is sneaky. It’s not just about dramatic pools of blood. It’s dizziness, confusion, and the body getting cold as circulation tanks.

✧ Adrenaline lies. Someone can take a serious injury and not feel it until the fight’s over. That “I didn’t realize I was bleeding until later” trope? Very real.

✧ Twisted ankles are brutal. One bad step and suddenly running is off the table. Even walking hurts like hell. Perfect way to ground a chase scene.

✧ Burns linger. Even small burns hurt more than most people expect. Blisters, infection risk, constant pain, it’s not just a cool scar later.

✧ Dislocated shoulders = useless arm. Characters can’t keep swinging a sword or firing a gun. They’re basically fighting one-armed until it’s fixed.

✧ Shock is a thing. Pale skin, trembling, rapid heartbeat, and eventually disorientation. A character might not even realize how bad their wound is.

✧ Stitches aren’t magic. Getting sewn up is painful and recovery takes time. They’re not instantly battle-ready after a needle and thread.

✧ Scars tell stories. Some fade, some don’t. Some stay sensitive forever. Don’t forget the aftermath when the wound becomes part of the character.

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I've always wondered if it's harder for people to lip reading in languages that rely heavily on tones

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me whenever I see a ship I like being remotely cute: hey not to be forwarded or anything, but I need one of them to kiss the other on the forehead when they fall asleep during a movie night, please and thank you

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today on, shit my boyfriend has said, we have:

context:

I was telling him about a yaoi I was reading where a Naga (snake person) was about to fuck his bottom and the bottom said "is this even possible. I may be beautiful but I'm still a man! I can't bear children." to which the Naga said " don't be ridiculous. you think that's gonna stop me? I could get a Bicycle pregnant. " and here we are

id: a cropped screen shot of me and my boyfriend s conversation where I say "also. A BICYCLE????" which he responds with "female enough" much to my confusion indicated by my "WHAT???"

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I love when this happens

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hear me out, you know saiki k? prtag with god like powers who's only keeping the world as is cause he just wants to be some guy?

great, now, give his powers to an obsessive girl failure fujoshi whose only life skills come from anime and shit.

the omegavers would be real in an instant.

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hey so I don't and didn't watch Dan and Phil growing up,. is it bad I thought they already came out as dating?

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hi hey hello my upper tumber bastards, question

on a scale from 1-10 how evil would it be if I made it so the protagyof my book was immortal and they've lived basically forever and has since lost the motivation to keep going, then give them a reason to keep going in a found family sense, then have they the direct cause of all of their "children" 's deaths?

or alternatively made it so they can only die once they're at their happiest and no longer long for death?