friendship isn't an emotion fucknuts.

aether | 19 | he/him "that smile looks good on you." multifandom

[luobinghaj]

whenever socrates is being bad, instead of getting upset at him, my wife and i just go "this guy sucks" like he's some sort of shitty comedian

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[conservethis]

Casting with all my might

[luobinghaj]

sometimes my very smart wife will answer me (dumb) in a very smart way and then backtrack to idiocy for shits. i think she does this to relate to her clown husband

[luobinghaj]

science side of tumblr can you explain to me why honey is wholly ineffective at sweetening tea but one (1) drop of honey in milk tastes like the sugarpocalypse

[luobinghaj]

headshaker mentality >>

working a menial job in a hospital makes a mf REALLY understand nie huaisang.

i get up to a room to do my one job: get patient from A to B. patient's wife, evidently, does NOT approve of CT scans and begins to yell at me emphatically about how she told the doctor xyz, and i cannot stress to you enough the joy of saying "hey, i'm just transport, idk anything lul" and hightailin' it out of there. would not be able to do that if i was a nurse and it was my job to know things, and i feel like being nie huaisang is the patient transport to lan wangji's nurse or wei wuxian's speech pathologist or jiang cheng's tech. leave that shit to the big guys who get paid more than you lol, no stress

[yukinnn]

maomao~

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[illmadekn1ght]

‘no one uses tumblr!’ ‘tumblr is dead!’ no there’s at least enough people for us to point at each other and go ‘10k notes!!!!!!’ and it can happen

[kazoosandfannypacks]

oh hey i just remembered this post exists let's curculate it again that'd be funny

[guardian-of-thespirit]

I'm pretty certain Tumblr is alive and well

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are pretty certain Tumblr is alive and well

[luobinghaj]

zero thanks at all to that homestuck fansong for making it so that every time i hear the name of any popular romcom i am immediately bodily thrown at karkat vantas at breakneck velocity

[luobinghaj]

the complete list of non-xie lian people that are Okay In Hua Cheng's Book

shi qingxuan

rain master

yin yu

quan yizhen

mei nianqing

he xuan (thin fucking ice)

[luobinghaj]

i love riza hawkeye. mustang's state-mandated wife

[luobinghaj]

so im far enough into fmab that i finally consider myself a Fan

and oh my god. no one tells you how absolutely nut worthy it is to join a fandom for the first time that is a) kinda old b) mad popular but c) not excessively mainstream, so you don't really receive memes via osmosis unless you have a tumblr mutual in that fandom

that first search is like crack. every meme and reference is new and hilarious even if you can tell by the image quality it's years old

hours upon hours of brand new content

ok and with fullmetal alchemist specifically there are also the Horrors. but

[milk5]

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

[elinexee]

[neo--queen--serenity]

someone call our man an ambulance

[bbq-potato-chip]

exactly what you think it means

[luobinghaj]

my favorite thing is that tgcf artists will post the most toe curling jaw dropping cunt-serving 6-inch heels 30-inch bussdown snatched waist tits out hua cheng, by himself, doing nothing but slaying the house down, and caption it "I am forever your most devoted believer." or "The one who ascends to heaven is you; the one who falls from grace is also you. What matters is you, not the state of you."

makes me lol because WHO r you devoted to babygirl?? louis vuitton?? love it so much