My Cats Are My Redeeming Qualities.

🌸 She/Her 🌸 Aro-spec Asexual 🌸 Artist and Tattooist 🌸 26

[starpeace]

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

[starpeace]

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

[elidyce]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[superjustaguyblog]

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

[anachronistic-cat]

Tags via @mia7437

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[catchymemes]

[bundaskifli]

selling artisanal pinecones or whatever

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ellllapa]

I've been playing infinity nikki

[vintagewildlife]

Newborn velvet worm crawling on its mother By: Raymond A. Mendez From: Natural History Magazine 1985

[bogleech]

Most velvet worms are social by the way and form multi generational packs where the largest females are in charge and share food with all the babies 🙂

[nepofledgling]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

Recycled tumblr humor

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pun

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pun repeated in italics

[fuglypudding]

“did you just” added

[alleneverafter]

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

[tateshaw-deactivated20201206]

[ginger-witz]

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

[something-----strange]

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

[hohoehoes]

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

[knitbelove]

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

[mittensmorgul]

what was old is apparently new again

[bees-official]

Someone saying this post is a must reblog

[sagegreenfrogs]

someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated

[analogue-dragon]

The @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblog

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Happy 10 years to this post

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Original poster deactivated 12’th of June 2014

[big-condiments-official]

sentence with the right number of syllables for the haiku bot worm

[the-haiku-bot]

sentence with the right

number of syllables for

the haiku bot worm

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[segamascott]

[fuckaspunk]

For context, this is Jewish actor Miriam Margolyes. A self-identified dyke,she was professor sprout in the harry potter movies but she's been extremely prolific over five decades. She's pro trans and pro Palestinian.

[unclefather]

you’re too sexy to be poor this isn’t right

I’m always saying this

[pocket-deer-belly]

every single time i bring up "eating disorders are mostly rooted in fatphobia" someone brings up binge eating disorder and. no. no that one is still definitely rooted in restrictive eating. the constant restriction is what spurs the binging. it's not the "eating too much" disorder it's the "eating a lot and feeling shame and then punishing yourself by restricting really heavily until your body gives in and has to binge again" disorder

[pocket-deer-belly]

turns out if you deny your body basic nutrients your body builds up a massive craving for increased nutrients. turns out if you hold your breath for a really really long time you have to take a REALLY BIG breath to make up for it

[pocket-deer-belly]

Binges Are Not Binges — EDI

Binges are another topic that generates tremendous anxiety and questions for those recovering from the eating disorder spectrum. Experts ha

i have actually done some fucking reading on this subject, shocker

[pocket-deer-belly]

when a society is fatphobic, when it hates fat people and wants them to disappear, when it treats fat people as a marker for societal moral decline, it instills a fear of eating. society actively encourages eating disorders because society is fatphobic.

[elzuniawhy]

yes, Bellara, yes. tell them.

[khadgarbignaturals]

playing infinity nikki is like:

“so there’s this big race war between the fluffy bunnies and the sparkle pixies over the nuke the fluffy bunnies have locked away in a train. you see, hundreds of years ago god died and the two groups both blame each other for it so they’ve been completely hostile to each other since.”

“nikki we need your help! pinchy the adorable crab has been torn to shreds by a monster! it’s a cover for the dream murderer going after the nuke we keep in our train. quick, get to choo choo station to confront the dream murderer and stop the brain death epidemic they’re spreading!”

“oh no our friend is bleeding out!!!! nikki hurry and go get some cotton and a fish so we can make bandages!”

“so i know you need to get on this train to get your friend life saving care but i don’t believe you’re a responsible person so have this fashion contest with me first”