The Lurve Duo

Our friendship started a long, long time ago in a backwoods Oregon town far, far away... Having gone through countless ups and downs, we’ve remained Lurve buddies (If you have no idea where the word ‘Lurve’ comes from, either go read Louise Rennison’s Confessions of Georgia Nicolson books, or watch the Woody Allen film “Annie Hall.” You’re welcome.). We’ve survived horrible childhood atrocities, such as Lurve2’s grandmother blowing up a picture of us together and putting it on a shirt that read “Best Friends Forever” (God, that shirt). However, as "grownups," sometimes we wish for those simpler days of silliness that didn’t involve wrangling children (really, there’s only one child, but it’s right to use this in the plural sense), or working crap jobs with bitchy people. Seriously though, being a grownup sucks big monkey balls some days. So, here we are, trying to share our hilarity within the blogosphere. Welcome to our world of random (sexy-ish) texts, hilarious antics, and overall fun-loving (although sometimes complaining) attitudes. "Bitches be like... but them the bitches that be like." -Spiderman

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That moment when you stumble across your name on Urban Dictionary and you aren't sure whether to be grossly horrified at how a stranger has decided to define your name, or complimented by the fact that you are known to always satisfy. And I already knew I was an animal in bed, as for the rest, that's debatable...or just completely untrue. Haha @urbandictionary

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Googled "How to Clean a Fleshlight"

Just cleaned mine and my boyfriend's sex toys.... Kinky kudos to me!

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I know I'm wacky and haven't shared anything of interest in FOREVER, but here's an olive branch. And by "olive branch", I clearly mean an entry link to win free lingerie for a year! Just follow the link to get started, and don't say I never get you anything nice, kid. Seriously, who doesn't like free undies?! #scoreadoreme #lingerie #adoreme #undies #knickers #nunganungaholders @adoreme

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Real Life Awkward Moments

That awkward moment when you know a co-worker is desperately trying to hook you up with her brother by inviting you to their D&D night. (And has asked questions including: "Are you a heterosexual?" and "What do you like in a guy?")

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This got me thinking.... What book would you share?  What book would you keep a secret?

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I wish there were a me in guy form. I have such amazing ideas sometimes, I surprise myself with the romanticism.

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Reflection=Enlightenment

Lurve1: Does this mean I'm Dalai Lama enlightened?

Lurve2: Yes! Dalai Lama enlightened! (Channeling energy) Ooommmm...

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Yeah, we don't take ourselves very seriously...

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My friend, Squints, and I discussing Cory's and Topanga's relationship from Boy Meets World. And then, it morphed into this...

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Haha totally just happened to me. Don't girlfriend zone me, bro!

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Can you hear the horn?? I may or may not have bought us matching viking hats... -Lurve2

Oh.My.God. I'm so excited! Seriously though... -Lurve1

(We used to dance in abandoned parking lots and wish that we had these!)

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Discussion on Man Boobs

Lurve1: I just stopped talking to him. Not much point if he does not feel the same way.

Lurve2: Very true... and he has less than desirable man boobs

Lurve1: He really does though... it's the beer, goes straight to his ta-tas.

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Awkward...

That awkward moment when a guy friend tells you he likes you, but you'd been "sexting" a completely different dude an hour earlier... ouch...

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Come My Lurve Minions!

Hello Lurve Minions!

...or followers, whatever, you're not followers. Pssh, no, no, you will be my Lurve Minions, and I will treat you with the respect that my world domination plan will provide me the patience to give wholeheartedly. 

Welcome to the Lurve Duo blog! I will hereafter go by the name of Lurve1 (not because I'm more important than my cohort, known as Lurve2, I just so happened to be the one with the brilliant idea to start this). She will eventually introduce herself when her busy schedule allows. In the meantime, I hope that our posts entertain (if not, just go the fuck away. Cause I don't want to hear the garbage that spills out of your trolling mouth.) and delight you in a multitude of ways!  Again, welcome and enjoy!

<3 Lurve1

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I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.

Georgia Nicolson 

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Doooo it! We randomly send encouraging shit to each other. Cause what else are lurve buddies for??