Silicon Lizard

about as dumb as I look

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[keenbugg]

they got ads for nothing now

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hit the beach with my friends today and while we were all playing in the water throwing a ball around this lady on the shore kept giving me CRAZY stink eye, and I couldn't figure out what I had possibly done to offend her until a while later when I remembered that I was wearing This Hat

[tootiredforaname]

[ID: OP wearing a black cap embroidered with the phrase "Here Comes Mr. Slut" in all caps /end ID]

[thesassybunnies]

“My sisters cat doesn’t like leafy greens but pretends to eat them to make her bunny feel comfortable“ 

(via)

[the-pigeon-king]

Cats are social eaters!!! Straight up pretending to eat bc wants to feel involved.

[sandersstudies]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how it feels when I try to post a link but it doesn't imbed

[importantpics]

[segamascott]

[emmy-noethers-rings]

Motivating example: Ok so latex complaints. When you type not equals and the empty set, the lines aren't parallel.

Lemma: This is fixable.

Proof: A silly little application of $\neq$ \rotatebox[origin=c]{22}{$\varnothing$}

Remark: There are other options. If you dare.

[emmy-noethers-rings]

After consulting with my esteemed colleagues, we have the following results.

Corollary:

[desmos-calculator]

wasn't parallel to the sides of the post, fixed that for you though!

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[roseschmits]

Tentacle pots and spider pots

Porcelain

Available on www.roseschmits.com

Worldwide shipping

[esskuesli]

@elodieunderglass legs!!

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much for thinking of me! What a lovely collage.

[vfeioa]

[skinreflectsthesun]

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”