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[ripe]

loungetoy on twitter

[bestviralposts]

DISNEY SONGS HIT DIFFERENT WHEN YOU’RE IN THE SHOWER 

video by: KABOUNI 

*pls don’t remove credit*

[ke0729]

My new favorite video on the internet

[stagebanshee]

I didn’t expect this to go as long as it did

[mortimer-brewster]

This is absolutely fantastic…

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[stacczzz-deactivated20181216]

Worth a shot! 🤷🏽‍♀️

[bocampbell29]

Oh, hell yeah I need good prosperity in my life right now

[marvellegends]

Jeff Goldblum’s priceless reaction to the potential Marvel / Sony split

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Broke nigga: ima put a baby in you one day, bet

[intothemayaverse]

a whole ass threat 💀

[im-a-deceptikhan]

Who did this?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lovelynervouschaos]

I’m done

[free-range-tiddies]

😭😭😭😭😭

[habibi243]

WHO DID THIS ?!!

[stimman4000]

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[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I suddenly understand why jewelry is expensive

[mahoganymamii]

Missy Elliott "Throw It Back" (2019)

[victorious]

Wait for it…

[valdomarx]

Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition

[valdomarx]

By popular request, meet the other contestants:

[valdomarx]

A late contender appears:

And introducing a very special guest judge:

[gahdamnpunk]

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions] Great White: “OK guys, we have to be careful. Someone here is possessed by an owl!” Hammerhead: “Who?” Great White: “That’s the thing, we don’t-” [triple take]

[eyeblogaboutnothin]

[catchymemes]

[jhon-doe-smokes-deactivated2020]

Literally anything you do

[bigtonguebiollante]

[gifsbysimplysonia]

SECONDED

[chaoschronicler]

dude, just have him show up. No fan fare or nothing, just have him show up. And when asked where he came from just have him shrug

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[homoslovenc]

[catasters]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

“When Madonna came out with her hit “Vogue” you knew it was over. She’d taken a very specifically queer, transgender, Latino and African-American phenomenon and totally erased that context with lyrics about how “It makes no difference if you’re black or white, if you’re a boy or a girl.” Madonna was taking in tons of money, while the Queen who actually taught her how to vogue was sitting on a table in front of me, broke. So if anybody requested “Vogue” or any other Madonna track, I just told them, “No, this is a Madonna-free zone! And as long as I’m DJ-ing, you will not be allowed to vogue to the decontextualized, reified, corporatized, liberalized, neutralized, asexualized, re-genderized pop reflection of this dance floor’s reality!””

— DJ Sprinkles - Ball'r (Madonna-Free Zone)

[goawfma]

LMAOOOOO i can hear these pics