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Tumblr wouldnât let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)
i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it
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funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."
Kids these days are too soft. Back in my day, life was like War. Bloodshed and War. I was so scared. I want my child to experience that too for some reason.
normal nightmares, can i have ONE normal nightmare ffs
yanked from slumber by a dream wherein the corporate solution to "the people churn yearn for fresh butter" was "let's bioengineer a miniature cow that people can keep in their refrigerator's butter cubicle where it will regularly poop out fresh butter" (???)
of course that's not how cows work at all, so instead they mutated a sea slug until it was black and white and vaguely cow shaped, self-regenerating, and creamy & delicious. then they pre-sliced that fucker (still alive) and sold it as this season's Can't Fucking Believe It's Not Butter!
all of which i found out (in the dream) when i walked into a grocery store dairy aisle and was faced with row upon row of squirming, writhing, silently-screaming supine slug-cows mooing in slug-agony
so yeah, i miss normal nightmares đ
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"you learn something new every day" is a threat actually
mods add one neutron to every atom in her body
#not to be a science nerd but i kinda wonder what would happen here#like presumably radioactive decay but what exactly would go down? would it kill you? fast or slow? much to think about
This would kill you in multiple ways.
If all your atoms gained one neutron, all the hydrogen in your body would become deuterium, so all the water in your body would become heavy water, which is very bad. In most cases, adding a neutron to an atom doesn't change its chemistry, but hydrogen is special because it's so light: chemical reactions involving deuterium and heavy water happen at different rates than those with regular hydrogen, and in living cells this messes with various enzymes, especially ones involving cell mitosis. Heavy water is fine to drink in small quantities, but once about 40% of your water is heavy water it becomes cytotoxic. 100% of your water being heavy water would certainly be fatal.
Let's go through the other atoms in your body and see what happens when we add a neutron:
Carbon: All your C-12 becomes C-13, but that's still stable. Your dead body would be incredibly confusing to future archaeologists trying to do radiocarbon dating though.
Nitrogen: N-14 becomes N-15, which is also stable. No problem.
Oxygen: O-15 becomes O-16. Still stable, not a problem.
Phosphorous: very bad. Your P-31 becomes P-32, which is a beta emitter with a short half-life of 2 weeks. Humans are about 1% phosphorus by mass, so you'd have something like 0.5-1.0 kilograms of a very hot isotope in you. Worse, since a lot of the phosphorous in your body literally makes up your DNA, the radioactivity would be right in the worst possible place. This would definitely be fatal.
Calcium: Ca-40 becomes Ca-41, which is radioactive, but has a half-life of 100,000 years. Not a big deal.
Sulfur: S-32 becomes S-33. Stable.
Sodium: also bad. Na-23 would become Na-24, which decays with both electron and gamma emission. I think the lower proportion of sodium in the body means the phosphorous is the bigger issue though.
Potassium: K-39 becomes K-40, which is another weakly radioactive one probably not worth worrying about.
My guess is that the phosphorous-induced radiation damage would kill you long before the heavy water cytotoxicity did. Since it's right in your DNA, you'd probably stop synthesizing proteins almost immediately and have an unpleasant death similar to amanita mushroom poisoning (which inhibits RNA polymerase), which typically takes less than a day.
I think it might be rather less than a day!
If the human body is 0.6% Phosphorus by weight, then we have about 81kg * .6% = 0.486 kg of P-32. Per wikipedia the P-32 specific activity is 10.590 EBq/kg, so this is 5.15 EBq.
For comparison, all the radioactivity released directly after the Chernobyl accident was 8.195 EBq (more than half of which was Xenon which immediately disappeared into the atmosphere), but now it's concentrated inside a single human.
Wikipedia says the beta-emission electron has an average energy of 0.5Â MeV, so this is 5.15 EBq * 0.5 MeV = 412 kW of power. It should heat you up to the boiling point of water in less than a minute.
Man there were so many of us, just how many people were in this tangled web of a mutual group? If you don't remember me, we were both moots with Squagon if that helps.
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First time sending hate mail kinda nervous
Come on everyone! lets cheer him on!
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Don't give up!!!
We did it, guys
at this point we should just babygirlify the joker
the first tag. the very first tag. tumblr you never fail to disappoint
having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.
yeah they love forming a faggot together its like their favourite thing to do
please show us bugfaggot op please
they have plenty of plants and sticks to climb and play with they just keep doing this
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We were all so wrapped up in dad jokes that we forgot grandpa humor
grandpa humor is dad jokes aged like fine wine
Made a new poster! :)
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is âI like your shoelacesâ
that way we know weâre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iâm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Letâs take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
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you guys need to solve this together
Calamity Jane you concern yet intrigue me....
god forbid women do everything