M.R.O.W.*

(Musings, Ramblings, and Other Words)

[cottagemoridollynatural]

[stillwaterwitch]

Queen Anne's Lace at the golden hour ✨

[klarastjarnljus]

Early september morning. Mist veiling the castle. A slight chill, and the scent of apples, in the air. At last, autumn!

[pottagecorebat]

[hinducosmos]

BAPS Swaminarayan Akshardham, New Delhi - Drone View The largest Hindu temple in the world. Truly breathtaking. Unfortunately no cameras were allowed on the property 🚁 (via Instagram: wheresmonti)

[saintdri]

L I Q U I D S 

★Insp★

[hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thethirdbear]

[wilwheaton]

Oof.

[nonasuch]

batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

[tygermama]

I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?

[thequantumqueer]

“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”

[nonasuch]

reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.

[powersandplanetaries]

Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.

[nonasuch]

oh, VERY good

[empressofthelibrary]

A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations.

"My cat keeps attacking my feet."

"How often do you play with him?"

"Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it."

"He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen minutes and you can go back to work."

[nonasuch]

great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast that’s just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows

[muffinlevelchicanery]

[muffinlevelchicanery]

These are surprisingly easy to make and amazing-not-amazing how white evangelicals never seem to mention the huge amount of biblical passages about how the white supremacist capitalist police state they worship is so thoroughly anti-christian

[trumpetnista]

[trumpetnista]

[craigknowles]

Quick doodle over dinner. Li'l Vampire

[gothiccharmschool]

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie

Move your neck side to side a few times and drop your shoulders.

You don’t have to “check on” anyone you removed from your life.

The werewolves want to challenge the Ghostly Choir to another contest. The fools.

❤️Auntie Jilli

[pusluktalaratlasi]

Albertine Bookstore, NYC

[llovinghome]