in romuli faece

normal about the late republic. but you knew that she/her 18

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[caesxr]

ok

[real-language-facts]

just talked to the spirit of latin and it said "you need to put me down"

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[adilylix]

something you should keep in mind while reading the iliad is that homer was actually paid by the boat. i can't get mad at the catalogue of ships when i realize how much restraint he showed throughout the rest of the text, if i was him i would have added dozens of boat lists and bought the parthenon

[swallowtail-ageha]

Clavicular has allegedly been mogged by the tribunus plebis publius clodius pulcher

[thempyrealexicon]

AAAQH. AAH. FUCK.

[daciancatamite]

what the hell, add another participle, im not driving

[consulships]

ovid fucked augustus crazy style and the sex was so mindblowingly good that he let him publish the ars but then years later the spell wore off and he became boring again and exiled ovid because he didnt want anyone finding out about the crazy sex they were having. or something

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

[trunkofhumours]

The Emperor of Rome is forcing me to do my revision

[kebriones]

plato would understand the virtue of trains

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[mrsfurley]

It aint no sin to be glad ur alive i wanna find one face that aint looking thru me i wanna find one plage i wanna spitintheafaceoftheeeBADLANDS

[venomspecs]

Xenia be damned, my boy can make a cheese

[venomspecs]