Loopy Lu

I'm Lulu. I'm Australian. If you talk to me, you will discover that I cannot shut up. bold

[gunsandfireandshit]

[importantpics]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The anger that drove the making of this is so palpable I can't stop laughing

[mallowmaenad]

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

[shamster]

Me reading another Agatha Christie novel: I wonder what will happen in THIS one 👀

Agatha Christie: A murder

Me: Ooooh 👀👀👀

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[queerprayers]

house I am staying in for work usually houses a ~christian marriage counselor~ and I flipped through a book and stopped in my tracks. it had not occurred to me, no.

[feldfrog]

I dropped a slow cooker in the bathtub. The doctor says I have 8 hours to live

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jarnt8]

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[nnugatoryextravagance]

This has no right being this fucking funny

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[raylangivins]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

[shiny-rhydon]

yeah sure i'll reblog that

[midnight-sunnydale]

Edward Cullen text posts part 2

[phantomrose96]

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

[awoooniper]

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[monster2001]

True but I don’t agree