Loopy Lu

I'm Lulu. I'm Australian. If you talk to me, you will discover that I cannot shut up. bold

[fuck-customers]

[pochowek]

Minor Application Telling Me To Reboot Computer After Being Installed Must Be Fucking Delusional

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[devinwolfi]

sorry i can't make it. i have to watch my show that aired twenty years ago

[gunsandfireandshit]

[importantpics]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The anger that drove the making of this is so palpable I can't stop laughing

[mallowmaenad]

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

[shamster]

Me reading another Agatha Christie novel: I wonder what will happen in THIS one 👀

Agatha Christie: A murder

Me: Ooooh 👀👀👀

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[queerprayers]

house I am staying in for work usually houses a ~christian marriage counselor~ and I flipped through a book and stopped in my tracks. it had not occurred to me, no.

[feldfrog]

I dropped a slow cooker in the bathtub. The doctor says I have 8 hours to live

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jarnt8]

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[nnugatoryextravagance]

This has no right being this fucking funny

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[raylangivins]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

[shiny-rhydon]

yeah sure i'll reblog that