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the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny.

lesbianshepard

this is what real comedy looks like

warningsine

teaboot

Sometimes I tell my mom I don't like something and she goes "No!!!! You used to LOVE this thing!!!!!" And I ask When. When did I last express desire for this thing. And she goes "When you were four you could not get ENOUGH of this thing" and I say Mother. I am Twenty Six

millenianthemums

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

rowdent

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

tsukithewolf

yr-tiktok-mom

When the joke goes too far and you end up a girl

istandonsnowpiles

Lmao thank you for this tag

wereblossoms

doubleca5t

F1nn5ter is the first ever twitch streamer to be forcefemmed by his chat

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primrosetta

OBSESSED with the fact that there’s a redditor out there who calls themselves “PISS BOT” but carries themselves with the unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman.

antique-scarecrow

the most beautiful stories repeat themselves over and over and over again, time weaving itself into a blanket to warm our beds

lizzibennet

i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing

thebootydiaries

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

cavriuola

Art Nouveau Colored Glass | International Art Glass Catalogue

saywhat-politics

Abortion rights continue to be the subject of fierce debate in the United States. But for one of America's founding fathers, they were as ba

Benjamin Franklin is revered in history for his fixation on inventing practical ways to make everyday life easier. He was a prolific inventor and author, and spent his life tinkering and writing to share his knowledge with the masses.

One of the more surprising areas Franklin wanted to demystify for the average American? At-home abortions.

Molly Farrell is an associate professor of English at the Ohio State University and studies early American literature. She authored a recent Slate article that suggests Franklin's role in facilitating at-home abortions all started with a popular British math textbook.

Titled The Instructor and written by George Fisher, which Farrell said was a pseudonym, the textbook was a catch-all manual that included plenty of useful information for the average person. It had the alphabet, basic arithmetic, recipes, and farriery (which is hoof care for horses). At the time, books were very expensive, and a general manual like this one was a practical choice for many families.

hjarta-deactivated20260124

i’m watching an ocean vuong video right now and he just said “language is real. the power of it is that it gets deeper than any human touch. if i were to touch you right now, i would only get to your skin. but when i speak to you, i’m all the way through”

anxietyproblem

jueki

halfofanelephant

what is this i need to know

solidsnakesucker-deactivated202

its called the hero yoshiko and the devil king’s castle and its a big spoof on square rpgs particularly dragon quest

mekklord-deactivated20250413

THIS IS THE SAME SHOW AS THE POISONED KNIFE THING

i-hate-chick-fil-a

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

exploding-plastic-inevitable

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.