My Real Dad Sucks

Cub going through a body makeover, complements are always appreciated, mostly scantily clad selfies. Hope you don’t mind 🍑

[sheabutterdaddy]

[kgmfo]

SELFIE :P

[emiliotini]

OUT NOW | L72

[sandersstudies]

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

[sandersstudies]

“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”

“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”

“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”

[dalek536]

[pizzaotter]

Would you scrub my back for me? 😏

[lvbearboy]

REALTOR® on the streets, with your dad in the sheets. 😈

[flexrated]

[collector73-deactivated20230303]

[vegassugarbaby]

Baby, all I want for Christmas is

16 digit credit card number, expiration date (M/Y), CVV code, and billing address.

[lvbearboy]

Take me back to Puerto Vallarta, where the sun is golden, the tequila is silver, and the boys are bronze.

[keepbreathingky]

If you give a gay a coffee then the gay will ask for it iced.

[kgmfo]

IVY PARK ADIDAS PORTRAIT

https://www.instagram.com/p/CH47E5XBpEL/

[lvbearboy]

I heard this sound on TikTok and got my Boomer ass to actually make a video. It’s my take on the classic mean girls scene!

[lvbearboy]

This is what a night of dick and tequila will do to ya.

[lvbearboy]

Blacks beach is a MUST whenever we’re in San Diego! Just don’t get bit in the water! We’re gonna need a bigger butt 😜

[disgruntledperson]

[meatheadsaiyan-deactivated20230]

Bro has a really hot chest