THE CAKE IS A LIE

YOU HAVEN'T LEFT YOUR FRONT DOOR FOR A WEEK MAYBE MORE

[emopit]

today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point

[teathattast]

sitt

[teuer]

[lvl1116]

okay goodnight gamers im about 2 pass our

[totaldramarevengeofthelesbian]

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

anons be like: I know your entire life story and personal life through your blog, and I can and will conclude through my incredible intellect and superior inferring skills, that you are bitch and I hate you. I am sending you this on anon because I feel that makes me point more valid. You are a horrible person because I just said so and I know that.

[tinylilbi]

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

gf applications open

[light-digitalism]

[twistedhellknight52]

this url is up for trade

[cattgirl]

How dare you stand where he stood?

[partyloserz-remade]

hey! hey you! do you like rps? do you like-..i dont know where im going with this! but hey i made an rp server for my project called SS academy! more info will be in the server and i hope you’ll join :3c https://discord.gg/Km47ZGh

[retrogamingblog]

[lovingrot]

(●˙꒳˙●)

[otherwindow]

Mermaids LOVE shoes. 

Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t. 

When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.

[otherwindow]

In multiple mermaid languages, the words for “bag” and “footwear” are interchangeable. In a sense, it’s poetic, as footwear is needed to “carry” yourself on land.

[otherwindow]

Helping send out messages across the seven seas.

[otherwindow]

[big-ass-magnet]

sailor: oh my god…thank you for rescuing me…I owe you my life…how can I ever repay you?

mermaid: *points to his feet*

sailor: I don’t under–

mermaid: give me your shoes

sailor: what?

mermaid: GIVE ME YOUR

[lvl1116]

The colors blue, off white, and a darkish pink and uhhmm the flowers poppy and marigolds!! Nd also mob tbh bc worm

awh! thank youu 

[satanashton]

TELL ME WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH ME

COLORS, SONGS, AESTHETICS, PEOPLE, ANYTHTING

[daily-incineroar]

little mac finds his lost cat (based off this idea) 

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will