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Don’t Need To Shake My Ass For You, Cause I’ve Got A Brain.
so.. stans been living there for 30 years, correct? does that mean he knew wendy’s mother. does that mean he was around when wendy was born, probably knew her as a child and basically watched her grow up. maybe he held wendy as a toddler. watched wendy’s mother pass away. watch wendy grow up without a mom and, when no one would hire wendy when she was a teenager, offered her a position out of sympathy? and care?
maybe thats why he cant apparently bring himself to fire her despite her being, well, kind of a bad employee? He just can’t after all that.
deathless ♚ sentence meme
You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.
You are going to break your promise. I understand.
You’re lonely too.
It will stop your breath, how cruel I can be.
I am a demanding creature. I am selfish and cruel and extremely unreasonable.
I am your servant.
I crawl at your feet; for before your love, your kisses, I am debased.
For you alone I will be weak.
I belong here, and you will not deny me.
I say these things, and the world listens.
I do not tolerate a world emptied of you. I have tried.
In the dark, I have pored over the loss of you like pale gold.
I will not let her speak because I love her, and when you love someone, you do not make them tell war stories.
I moved the earth and the water for you.
You will always run away with her.
You will always lose her.
You will always be a fool.
You will always be dead, in a city of ice, snow falling into your ear.
You have already done all of this and will do it again.
No one should be judged for loving more than they ought, only for loving not enough.
We look terrible to you, and severe, and you see our blood flying.
What we carry between us is hard-won, and we made it just as we wished it to be, just the color, just the shape.
There need never be any rules between us.
Let us be greedy together; let us hoard.
Do not leave me, swear that you will never leave me.
I am selfish. I am cruel. My mate cannot be less than I.
Sleep with fists closed and shoot straight.
I can’t abide a poor liar.
You look like a winter’s night. I could sleep inside the cold of you.
Oh, quit that. Blushing is for virgins and Christians.
Scold me; deny me. Tell me you want what you want and damn me forever. But don’t leave me.
Bad luck relies on absolutely perfect timing.
In his own country, Death can be kind.
What is the world but a boxing ring where fools and devils put up their fists?
Men die. It’s practically what they’re for.
I am no one; I am nothing.
Nothing in me was not made by you.
A revelation is always the end of something. It might even be cause for grief.
Just tell yourself a story that’ll satisfy you and pretend he told it.
Forever isn’t bright; it isn’t like that. Forever is cold and hard and final.
I savor bitterness - it is born of experience. It is the privilege of one who has truly lived.
If you want to kill yourself, do not use us as your knife.
What did I do wrong? Was I boring? Did I ignore you?
Don’t you dare speak to me like that.
I have worn nothing but blood and death for years.
I have fought all your battles for you, just as you asked me.
I have learned not to cry when I strangle a man.
I have learned to watch everything die.
I am not a little girl anymore, dazzled by your magic. It is my magic, now, too.
Are we not devils?
No one is now what they were before the war.
I have not seen you without your skin on.
Close up your head; your brain is getting loose.
We obsess. It’s in our nature.
I’ve a devil of a habit for being right.
In war you must always choose sides.
If you try to be a bridge laid down between them, they will tear you in half.
We are all dead. All equal. Broken and aimless and believing we are alive.
My old bones will follow yours soon enough.
It is better to be strong and cruel than to be fair.
I will see him with his skin off before I agree to fall in love.
After love, no one is what they were before.
I have survived, but I have not been spared.
In the space of one heartbeat to another I loved you and I was lost to you.
Frighten me, make me cry, only come back.
It’s not so bad, my darling. Being dead. It’s like being alive, only colder.
You’ll think it’s love, while he dines on your heart.
You will be so beautiful when you are old.
I cannot keep you and I cannot let you go.
You will live as you live in any world…with difficulty, and grief.
I look at you and it is like my throat being cut.
She said you’d come and I swore to eat your heart.
I still want to kiss you.
My heart is being cut in two. I cannot bear it.
What happens to anything beautiful?
I have to know, I have to or else you will just rule me until the end of everything because you know and I do not.
30 Uncommon Character Development Questions ( send me a number )
edhelernil:
What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this — optional.
Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.
Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?
Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?
What are their chief tension areas?
If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your character, what would it be and why?
How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?
Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?
Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.
If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?
What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?
Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.
Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something?
Are they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?
Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?
What are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.
Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?
Are they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?
If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?
If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?
Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?
Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?
Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?
Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?
Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?
How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?
If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?
Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?
Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?
Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?
Wendy flipping Corduroy!
Heathers: The Musical starters
"I believe I'm a good person."
"I think there's good in everyone, but.."
"I'd be honored if you'd let me be your friend."
"Can't we be seventeen?"
"If no one loves me now, maybe somebody will.."
"I am damaged, far too damaged."
"Fine! We're damaged!"
"But that does not make us wise."
"Hold me tighter, even closer.."
"We'll make it beautiful."
"And you know, this could be beautiful."
"Mascara, maybe some lip gloss, and we're on our way."
"For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure."
"Get this girl some blush!"
"Let's make her beautiful!"
"Whine! Whine! Whine all night!"
"You could fly with eagles."
"Keep on testing me, and end up like her!"
"Are we gonna have a problem?"
"You have a bone to pick?"
"You've come so far, why now?"
"Why are you pulling on my dick?!"
"I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch!"
"I'm feeling nice, here's some advice, listen up biatch!"
"I like looking hot."
"You can join the team, or you can bitch and moan."
"The demon queen of high school has decreed it."
"Sorry, but I really had to wake you."
"I've decided I must ride you till I break you."
"His solution is a lie!"
"No one here deserves to die."
"I wanted someone strong who could protect me."
"Can't hide from me, I'm a dead girl walking!"
"It's one more dance, and then farewell."
"Here's an option that I like."
"I could change my name, and ride up to Seattle."
"What's her final statement, to a cold, uncaring planet?"
"Believe it or not, I knew about fear."
"I knew the way loneliness had stung."
"I am more than just a source of hand jobs."
"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
"You can live the dream, or you can die alone!"
"This is the loveliest suicide note I've ever read."
"We all misjudged Heather Chandler."
"The only way to give up her power was death."
"Why when you see guys fight, it looks so horrible yet..feels so right?"
"I should watch this crap, that's not who I am."
"But with this kid...damn.."
"Hey, miss/mister no-name kid."
"Say, who might you be?"
"Would you fight for me?"
"Could you be seen with me, and still act proud?"
"If some night you're free.."
"No sleep tonight for you."
"Don't talk mean like that!"
"Stupid childproof caps!"
"I wish we met before, they convinced you life is war."
"I wish your mom had been a little stronger."
"I wish your mom had stayed a little longer."
"Listen up folks, war is over."
"Brand new sheriff's come to town."
"We are done, with acting evil."
"We're all damaged."
"Are you free tonight?"
"I can't promise no more Heathers."
"Are there any happy endings?"
"But I know, I know, life can be beautiful."
"You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way!"
"Ask me how it feels, looking like hell on wheels!"
"It's a beautiful frickin' day!"
"This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?"
"I crave a boon."
"And there's the Heathers, they float above it all."
"I would give anything to be like that."
"All is forgiven, baby!"
"You chucked me out like I was a trash!"
"What if high school went away instead?"
"Those assholes are the key!"
"They're keeping you away from me!"
"I was meant to be yours!"
"Don't give up on me now."
"Please don't..leave me alone."
"You cut open my heart, can't just leave me to bleed!"
"Can we not fight anymore?"
"Sure you're scared, I've been there."
"I can set you free!"
"Get dressed, you're my date to the pep rally, tonight!"
250+ starters you can use
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❝A little warning would have been nice!❞
❝You almost shot me! Again!❞
❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞
❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞
❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞
❝Book? What book?❞
❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞
❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞
❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞
❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞
❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞
❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞
❝I had sex behind the court house.❞
❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞
❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞
❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞
❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞
❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞
❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞
❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞
❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞
❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞
❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞
❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞
❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞
❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞
❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞
❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞
❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞
❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞
❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞
❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞
❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞
❝ I have a little neck.❞
❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞
❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞
❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞
❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞
❝You have such bony knees.❞
❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞
❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞
❝The King has asked for me?❞
❝Even in carnal matters?❞
❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞
❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞
❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞
❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞
❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞
❝I ORDER you.❞
❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞
❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞
❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞
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Ghost Stories Starters
❝ My BS detector is going DING! ❞
❝ You sure are talking about my butt a lot lately. ❞
❝ Holy crack addicts, it hit the gym! ❞
❝ You sounded like mom. I didn’t know you did impressions. ❞
❝ Holy pre-Parkinson’s Michael J Fox Christopher Lloyd Back To The Future plot ripoff device! where’s my Delorean? ❞
❝ Do you have any books written by black people? ❞
❝ These pajamas are gay. ❞
❝ I hope to god you’re adopted. ❞
❝ When this bitch kicks, I’m moving to Vegas. ❞
❝ I don’t care about your cat, he’s probably dead. ❞
❝ Who knew Jews could run so fast? ❞
❝ The V on my sweater stands for “Very Big Deal” but that’s beside the point. ❞
❝ Violins. Oh no. ❞
❝ What’s haps on the craps with the snaps? ❞
❝ You see ___ , the boy bunny has a thing called a penis. And he puts that in the girl bunny’s vagina. The girl bunny then starts acting like she owns that penis! ❞
❝ Deadbeat dads are not cool! ❞
❝ I know that you’re gay. ❞
❝ God can you go bomb an abortion clinic or something? ❞
❝ Don’t forget what I told you about pre-marital sex. ❞
❝ I’m not giving you a reach around. ❞
❝ Now that is some really nice animation! ❞
❝ Lunchtime BJ? I’m in, dude! ❞
❝ Run! She’s a ghost AND a bitch! ❞
❝ Time to go home, load up that bong, and watch Pokemon! ❞
❝ I’ll suck you off for a Scooby-Snack! ❞
the mun's interpretation
♚ Do you agree with fandom interpretation of your character?
♤ Has your muse developed to be different from their canon selves through roleplay?
✘ Any unpopular opinions about your muse?
♧ Any part of their canon portrayal you dislike?
☯ Is your muse liked or disliked by fandom? Does this affect your portrayal?
♢ What's your opinion on different interpretations of your muse?
✦ Has your own interpretation changed from when you first began playing the character?
✍ Has new canon material ever forced you to adjust your headcanons?
✎ What do you wish the author would reveal/had revealed about your muse?
✿ Why did you decide that they [insert headcanon here]?
❀ Share a headcanon you have not shared.
sentence prompts ➝ taylor swift
❝You are in love.❞
❝There’s no time for tears.❞
❝Love’s a game, wanna play?❞
❝Who’s really bad at lying?❞
❝Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.❞
❝You’re the King, baby. I’m your Queen.❞
❝Remind her how it used to be.❞
❝You always knew how to push my buttons.❞
❝Trust me, mine is better.❞
❝You got your share of secrets.❞
❝If you live like that, you live with ghosts.❞
❝Why you gotta be so mean?❞
❝Heartbreak is the national anthem.❞
❝Boys only want love if it’s torture.❞
❝Feeling like I just lost a friend.❞
❝I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.❞
❝It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight.❞
❝I just wanna feel okay again.❞
❝So why can’t you see, you belong with me.❞
❝Darling i’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.❞
❝I guess you didn’t care and I guess I liked that.❞
❝Nothing lasts forever but this is getting good now.❞
❝I’m really gonna miss you picking fights.❞
❝You’re the only thing I know like the back of my hand.❞
❝I’ve been giving out chances every time and all you do is let me down.❞
❝This is the last time i’m asking you why.❞
❝It’s the kinda ending you don’t really wanna see.❞
❝You say you’re fine, I know you better than that.❞
❝I want you for worse or for better, I would wait forever and ever.❞
❝I bet you got pushed around, somebody made you cold.❞
❝It’s killing me to see you go after all this time.❞
❝People like you always want back the love they gave away.❞
❝So it’s gonna be forever or it’s gonna go down in flames.❞
❝I wish you knew that i’ll never forget you as long as I live.❞
❝You don’t know about me, but i’ll bet you want to.❞
❝This love is good, this love is bad. This love is alive back from the dead.❞
❝All you had to do was stay; had me in the palm of your hand.❞
❝So hey, let’s be friends. I’m dying to see how this one ends.❞
❝We play dumb but we know exactly what we’re doing.❞
❝You’re thinking that I hate you now ‘cause you still don’t know what I never said.❞
❝The rumors are terrible and cruel. But, honey, most of them are true.❞
❝So go and tell your friends that i’m obsessive and crazy.❞
❝Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted.❞
❝Now we got problems and I don’t think we can solve them.❞
❝Say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your wildest dreams.❞
❝Someday when you leave me, I bet these memories follow you around.❞
❝I’ve been picking up the pieces of the mess you made.❞
❝He’s so tall and handsome as hell. He’s so bad but he does it so well.❞
❝And time can heal but this won’t, so if you’re coming my way, just don’t.❞
❝I should just tell you to leave cause I know exactly where it leads, but I watch us go round and round each time.❞
Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...
♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes
♕: Holding hands
♖: Having their hair washed by your muse
♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.
♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort
♙: Sharing a bed
♚: Head scratches
♛: Sharing a dessert
♜: Shoulder rubs
♝: Reading a book together
♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)
♟: Patching up a wound
♤: Taking a bath together
♧: Your muse playing with their hair
♡: Accidentally falling asleep together
♢: Forehead or cheek kisses
♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.
♣: Back scratches
♥: Your muse crying about something
♦: Slow dancing
Your muse walks in on my muse undressing and catches the various scars along their body. What is your muses reaction? What do they do?
send me a crystal and i'll tell...
abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally
aegerine: my muse's opinion of the supernatural
agate: how my muse calms down
blue lace agate: my muse's favorite form of communication (verbal, letters, texting, etc.)
fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly
moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself
amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest
amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into
ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is
angel aura quartz: my muse's opinion of LGBT+ issues
apache tears: a sadness headcanon
apatite: a headcanon about my muse's intuition
apophyllite: my muse's religious/spiritual beliefs
aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed
biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with
bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large
calcite: my muse's social tendencies (introverted vs extroverted, parties vs one-on-one conversations, etc.)
carnelian: an art-related headcanon
celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety
chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been
chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships
charoite: who my muse looks up to
chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon
copper: how I think my muse will end up when they're older
coral: how my muse views the natural world
diamond: a sex headcanon
dolomite: a sleep headcanon
emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words
fluorite: what my muse's room looks like
fossil: what my muse's dream job is
galena: what it's like to be in a relationship with my muse
garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be
gold: my muse's financial situation
hematite: how squeamish my muse is
hiddenite: how much of an "inner child" my muse has
iolite: my muse's drinking habits
jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner
jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent
kyanite: an anger headcanon
lapis lazuli: where 'home' is to my muse
lodestone: what kind of people gravitate towards my muse
malachite: what my muse as a child thought they would be when they grew up
mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait
moonstone: my muse's opinions on outer space
mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down
nebula stone: how good my muse's memory is
obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be
opal: how creative my muse is
pearl: a mental health headcanon
petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street
pyrite: a physical health headcanon
quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them
rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience
rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers' that inspire painful memories
ruby: a happiness headcanon
sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose
serpentine: how my muse would seduce another [alt: how my muse makes their money]
silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity
tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate
ulexite: how empathetic/sympathetic/compassionate my muse is
unakite: what my muse's ideal pet would be
verdite: my muse's ethnicity/family history
zebra stone: what gets my muse excited
zoisite: does my muse believe everything's going to work out for them in the end or not?
Send Me A “👗” And My Muse Will Dress Yours
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They’ll put together an outfit for yours based on their personal tastes using This.
THIS MEME NEARLY HAS 2000 NOTES WHY DID I DO THAT TO MY POOR DIPPER ACCOUNT?????)))
Undertale Starter Meme
cittastarters:
“After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”
“Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”
“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
“Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”
“Be good, alright?”
“Didn’t you read the sign?”
“Did you hear what they just said?”
“Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”
“Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”
“Don’t you have anything better to do?”
“Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
“Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”
“Finally, someone gets it.”
“Forgive me for this.”
“Golly, you must be so confused.”
“Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”
“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”
“Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”
“He flexed himself out of the room!”
“Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”
“Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”
“Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”
“I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”
“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”
“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
“I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”
“I don’t like you the way you like me.”
“I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”
“If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”
“I found a gun in a dumpster!”
“If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”
“I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”
“I knew you had it in you!”
“I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”
“I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”
“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
“I’m not ready for this to end.”
“In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”
“I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”
“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”
“It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
“I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”
“I want you to be happy, too.”
“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”
“Never interact with attractive people.”
“Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”
“Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”
“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”
“Plants can’t talk, dummy.”
“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”
“Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”
“Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”
“Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”
“Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”
“So what if a few people have to die?”
“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
“Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”
“Thaaaaaat’s politics!”
“That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”
“That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”
“The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”
“They come. They leave. They die.”
“This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”
“Time for our union-regulated break!”
“Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”
“Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”
“Were those two robots making out?”
“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
“What do you think of my secret style?”
“Where are the knives.”
“Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”
“Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”
“Who needs arms with legs like these?”
“Why would I ever be friends with you?”
“Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”
“Would you smooch a ghost?”
“You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”
“You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”
“You can’t understand how this feels.”
“You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
“You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”
“You just wanted to see me suffer.”
“You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”
“You’ll never see ‘em again.”
“You’re filled with determination.”
“You really hate me that much?”
“You’re giving me a real workout.”
“You’re gonna have a bad time.”
Send “Weaponmaster” and a weapon
My muse will analyze that weapon and say what they like/dislike about it and if they’d use it or not.
ahs: coven meme
“ it’s too hot. my frickin’ vagina’s sweating. ”
“ don’t make me drop a house on you. ”
“bitch! i will eat you.”
“ is this where we all sing kum-bah-yah? ”
“please don’t send us to jail.”
“ did we just marry the devil? because i’m not down with that. ”
“crotchless panties for everyone.”
“ surprise bitch, i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ”
“she’s innocent… mostly. she killed neighbor but the bitch had it coming.”
“ haven’t you heard? i have no soul. ”
“don’t be a hater, dear.”
“ i think i’m gonna like it here. ”
“you must pay for what you’ve done.”
“ can’t we just have a little fun? ”
“any last words?”
“ feel the fear and the pain, let it all in, and then let it all go. ”
“i have something you want.”
“ get the hell off of me! ”
“go to hell, you stupid hag.”
“ i can’t feel anything. ”
“we’re just messing with you.”
“ you can all just die. ”
“i need a cigarette.”
“ is this just a joke to you? ”
“you’re such a goddamn idiot.”
“ you look pretty good without a shirt. ”
“kiss my ass.”
“ you’re a stone cold bitch. ”
“ when you play with fire,you get burned.”
“you’re mocking my grief.”