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[darling-peony]

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

[lwdegarbagedump]

Mercury: I ain't arguing with a guy who has a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss!

[nohoperadio]

I know it's just a porn phrase, but there's a compelling metaphysico-poetic resonance in the claim to "destroy [someone's] hole(s)". Take a moment to turn over in your mind what it means to destroy a hole...

[mask4rah-deactivated20251118]

Sorry I said yippee when I heard you unbuckling your belt do you still think Im hot?

[lwdegarbagedump]

Mercury likes to be picked up and supported by his partners if they're banging standing up. Emerald can lift him as if he weighs nothing despite struggling to drag a dead body who was much smaller than herself. Years of suffering due to botched surgeries on his legs to fix damage from not having sufficient time to heal before Marcus had him fighting again has left him with excruciating nerve pain and muscle pains in his spine and what's left of his legs, he can't manage standing up for too long or lifting another adult. He jokes that she's going to obliterate his pelvis one day leaving him incapacitated from the waist down.

[lwdegarbagedump]

Mercury: I got a tattoo of a candle on my back so you can blow it out

[lwdegarbagedump]

If you aren't giving Yang the hairiest growler in Remnant in your fiction or art what are you doing? every time she showers her minge hairs should be clogging drains!

[starlightreign]

[lwdegarbagedump]

goddamn

[lwdegarbagedump]

Emerald needs time to recover after Mercury eats her pussy because her legs are like jelly and she can barely walk. For all his faults, she can't complain about him being a selfish lover, he assures her she doesn't have to blow him because sitting on his face is his favourite thing.

[passionpeachy]

I love when artists know how to depict realistic breasts with real weight and sag to them. both as an artistic merit and because I’m gay

[lwdegarbagedump]

my birthday is on Tuesday send some asks

[lwdegarbagedump]

if you lick Neo's pussy would you get brain freeze

[lesbianeo]

🔞 Commission of Winter and Cinder as wolf and fox Faunus respectively! Check out the full version on Bsky 🦋 🔞

[lwdegarbagedump]

Emerald: Can you hold my bag, honey? It's blocking the bottom row of the cabinet, I think they have one of those lavender cakes!

Pyrrha: of course, dear, let me take care of it for you. *Takes her purse and watches her squat to get a better view of the cabinet* Goddamn!

Emerald: Pyrrha, not now!

Pyrrha: If you didn't want me to appreciate your beautiful derriere then you wouldn't have worn your low-rise pants. I like when you wear that thong with the little pearls, it's cute.

Emerald: *voice filled with mock outrage* Ugh, you are the worst! Am I just a nice ass to you?

Pyrrha: No, you have fantastic tits too!

Emerald:

Pyrrha: you decided on what you want to buy?

Emerald: *stands up and takes back her handbag* I'll get you a giant cookie if you stop drawing attention to us.

Pyrrha: the one with the pink and white chocolate?

Emerald: Yes but only if you behave yourself til we get to the car!

[lwdegarbagedump]

Cinder: What did you do to your face?

Mercury: I'm going clubbing, I thought it would be fun to put on makeup.

Cinder: Well you look like an emo blow-up doll. Just offering some constructive criticism.

Mercury: Gee, thanks boss. That's real generous of you.

Cinder: You should go wash that stuff off your face, I can help you reapply it. I'll do it this once because I pity you.

Mercury: What if emo girl blow-up doll is what I was going for?

Cinder: Hush and go wait for me in the bathroom, Merc. Also, I hope you didn't use Emerald's eye palette and eyeliner.

Mercury: No, I'm not that stupid. She has this ugly dark blue lip gloss from Weiss Schnee's collection, I used that and the rest is stuff I shoplifted.

Cinder: Just don't get any ideas about sharing eye makeup, it's the nuclear codes to make a girl mad. If I find out you went ahead and did it, I'll be obliged to side with her. You could give her an eye infection! Also, don't return the lip gloss, she won't want it back, she knows you like sucking cocks and eating ass.

Mercury: I haven't even left yet and there's no dicks to suck around here unless there's something you want to show me!

Cinder: you've opened Pandora's makeup box, asshole, it's too late! Take some wipes with you when you go, you can clean this stuff off in a taxi.

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Hu Baihe: Mommy, Daddy what's OnlyFans?

Ren: Um... Why do you ask? *sweating nervously*

Hu Baihe: A kid at school teases me about

Daddy using it.

Mai: It's a website where daddy sells pictures of his booty hole!

Nora: *spits drink*

Mai: What? All the moms at the gate like seeing daddy's booty pictures. They talk about it when they think us kids can't hear them!

Hu Baihe: EWWWW why would you pay to see a booty picture? That's for shidding and farding!

Nora: Pfft you kids are so silly, never change.

Ren: I feel like Salem standing in front of the gods on the day of her judgement...

Mai: does Uncle Mercury sell pictures of his hole too? Do you buy the pictures?

Ren: No, l've seen his hole for free multiple times... *realises what he just said* Um, just pretend you didn't hear that.

Nora: *going almost puce from trying not to laugh out loud* It's OK, honey, we're honest with the kids remember? He doesn't need to pay for it when he's like those girls in music videos from Mantle, even Emerald knows about it!

[lwdegarbagedump]

May: please stop telling me i am serving cunt. no i am not. it cost me 20 000 lien to get a vagina, it is mine, i am not giving it away to anyone.