notes from under ground

une oasis d'horreur dans un désert d'ennui

[lordsmaf]

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

[trickstertime]

I also respect the author for putting them all online for free

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the FUCK is going on in the animorphs books

Why not find out they’re all online for free

[medievaljournalist]

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

game: boss fight time

me: running past the boss to pick up random loot I don't even need

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

[henstomper]

after feminism wins boob plate armor is gonna make a comeback but itll be like codpieces are where its funny and sometimes the cups have little faces on them and stuff

[henstomper]

personally im walking in the club with two golden sneering gargoyle faces on my chest

[goodsirs]

Katee Sackhoff as Kara Thrace in Battlestar Galactica — 1.03 “Bastille Day”

[wyvernscales]

What’s the most fuckable Dragon Age demon?

Rage (lava blob)

Pride (big, spikey, eyes)

Fear (tall, spidery)

Despair (icy gals in cloaks, teeth)

Terror (big annoying green guys)

Wraiths (ghosties)

results

Voting ended onMar 14, 2023

This one’s for the freaks only, so no coward’s way out with desire demons.

[lwsupremacy]

Okay but we're forgetting one of my favorite...

Envy

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[amourtality]

stop having casual sex with men

[toxicyurienthusiast]

i only have sex with men on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer

[brightlotusmoon]

[ceevee5]

[quasi-normalcy]

I fear a fresh wave of the plague

[sarcasmgal-blog]

Update from twitter

[brunhiddensmusings]

i want to explain to people- the lower bit is accurate you probably pay way more in taxes/rent then a medieval peasants well as have less time off of work

[mixelation]

i don't think the hulk exists due to gamma radiation. i think getting 7 PhDs just does that to you

[funnytwittertweets]

[powerbottomblake]

big fan of the psychic war between tumblr and its users

[powerbottomblake]

the staff, banning nipples, gay people, gender, your mom: we WILL terminate this webbed site

us, having developed the social media equivalent of cockroach dna:

[itsthesinbin]

discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you

[sp-acemonkeymafia]

I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me

[itsthesinbin]

the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it

[lastvalyrian]

fish fear me, everyone in this thread desires me carnally

[kalyug]

hot girl summer is over now its dostoevsky winter <3