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pratchett wrote a lot of fat women in his books and like 95% of them are admirable and inspirational characters who are very loved by the people around them but its the scene in the fifth elephant thats like "hey growing up as a Big Girl is really hard and theyre taught to make themselves smaller and endure countless indignities and their only option to avoid ridicule is to be unbelievably nice to their tormentors and sometimes that doesnt even work. dont you ever want to go apeshit. like dont you ever want to fucking lose it look sybil has a iron bar and shes so mad shes gonna knock out a werewolf and grab another one by the neck for never exchanging christmas cards" for me

if you barbie post and you don’t @ me you have betrayed me

meersspace

take a knife to bring to the roman senate

quick grab a knife

🔪

Voting ended onMar 18, 2023

reblog for more stabbing

wizard-email

sometimes dnd archetypes annoy me because like. at the core of a paladin oath it's being so dedicated to something it gives you superpowers

they're not christian camp counselors or cops they're fucking autistic

wizard-email

I know this is a meme but Paladins are genuinely one of the most flavour-rich classes in the game.

An oath is a fascinating cornerstone of characterisation simply because a person, for whatever reason, has been driven to condense their permanent identity into a few words. It's this immovable pillar of their character magically anchored to the core of their being, and what's more? It's by choice.

You don't fall into a Paladin oath the way you might with a Warlock pact & nowhere does it say an oath's power has to be granted by another entity.

Every character has a core, but Paladins chose theirs. Taking an oath is looking at one thing, anything and going this. this is worth it. I will take this into myself and swear never to stray from it and it will inform everything I have been and everything I am now and everything I will become in the future.

Imagine loyalty so extreme it produces its own divinity and tell me that isn't worthy of a story.

wizard-email

via @wizardpotions

Once again I bear the burden of the only person who has been right about anything ever

#sorry you play with boring ppl #my pal is a robot who got obsessed with a Jane Austen book she found in the trash dump where she was born #and dedicated herself to loving and helping others find love #all kinds of love #and when she found out she and all the other robots were mind controlled into doing genocide for millennia #she swore to bind fragments of her soul to the souls of the remaining robots #to give them a chance and sentience and agency and knowing what it is like to love and be loved in return before the apocalypse next year #she is not a cop or a youth pastor #she is just a huge fan of Jane Austen #and fundamentally kind

every time i see a post talking about sibling dynamics i am once again reminded that people exist with only one set of siblings from the same parents. and apparently there are so many of them we are all just supposed to recognize their relationship dynamics as a universal truth??

#even weirder when its people younger than me #like surely y'alls parents are even more divorced than mine are #what is this nonsense

gayteensupreme

you're in a locked room with musk, trump, and king charles. only two bullets. do you:

shoot yourself

shoot musk and trump, sparing charles

shoot charles and trump, sparing musk

shoot musk and charles, sparing trump

line them up in a row and kill them all with one bullet

shoot trump and charles, then beat musk to death

shoot trump and musk, then beat charles to death

shoot charles and musk, then beat trump to death

beat them all to death

kill no one

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2023

thatonefan02

#with all due respect candlecarver #this is about what will bring ME satisfaction #they can run their mouths if they want they’re still getting their asses beat

neonjess

hoiist

this is funny to me, and maybe five other people

dadvans

What makes you backclick out of a fic the fastest?

Bad punctuation

Purple prose

Look At How They Massacred My Blorbo (Characterization)

Formatting

Epithets

Wrong Dialect (ex. British fandom, not Britpicked)

Untagged Squick

Other (Leave in Comments!)

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

dadvans

we are all so picky and we are all being SO brave and silly about it, god bless

threecirclingbuzzards

This one specifically is good when it's The Locked Tomb though, but it also always makes it funny to me. They totally see each other that way the dissonance feels right.

#if my brain sees a bunch of huge paragraphs #or no paragraphs #any walls of text at all #im out #can't do that

callisteios

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

poor-boy-orpheus

Hey OP this immediately made me have a crisis

#mixology #I’m fine with that

grittysbitch

I couldn’t find any gritty Valentine’s so I made my own

#I DONT CARE THAT IM LATE #these need to be shared

neuxue

best kind of betrayal

You thought I cared about you? How pathetically naive. It was always a lie.

I set this in motion long before I loved you; it's too late to stop it now.

I was betrayed by the narrative long before I betrayed you. I have no choice.

Time after time I trusted you as you wronged me but this was once too many.

We all have roles to play. Mine is to be the agony that torments you into power

This is a betrayal of myself as much as or more than it is a betrayal of you

I never betrayed you, but the only hope we have is for you to believe I did

I only had an instant to choose: myself, or you.

I love you and you have asked me to betray you and I cannot refuse you even that

something else / what is wrong with you / show result

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2023

#I betrayed you because you betrayed our shared ideals first #love to see a bitch more dedicated to their ethics #than their personal relationships #and how that can go both right and wrong

giallomp4-deactivated20230221

who was your GAB (government assigned boyband) growing up

new edition

new kids on the block

backstreet boys

nsync

b2k

jonas brothers

big time rush

1d

mindless behavior

other (put in tags/notes)

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

(i know there are sooooooo many ... menudo, 98 degrees, dream street, allll the kpop guys, etc etc i couldn't fit cuz only 10 options so lemme know who Your Boys were growing up if they weren't listed here im mad curious)

#matchbox 20