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dankmemeuniversity

danceintheskies

wait, one more

parkchanwoohoo

It’s feminist for me to fantasize about a beefy country boy to lift things for me and introduce me to his goats, because it turns me on and is therefore empowering!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!

parkchanwoohoo

Are there weird gender role issues here if he has a big appetite and I make a lot of food for him? NO, because I am also PEGGING HIM in this scenario!! I am the FARM DOMME

parkchanwoohoo

I’m going back in time to cancel this post because I’ve been told this is categorized as horny on main. Frankly I don’t see how it is horny to want someone in scuffed jeans blush while letting you pet their sheep but I’ve been overruled and I have a career to consider so [REDACTED]

kryptonians

Julia I’m reporting you

kryptonians

Julia I’m just worried about the goats

parkchanwoohoo

God okay you don’t understand, the goats initially are somewhat skittish but end up liking me right away, leading the farmboy to go “I’ve never seen them warm up to anyone so quickly before!” And we share a shy but tender glance as the sun sets, until a goat does something silly that makes us both break into laughter. The GOATS are ESSENTIAL in getting him to NUT IN ME

fuckingcatalinawinemixer

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

rabbiteclair

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

ruinedchildhood

blaekswan-deactivated20210428

me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,

me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die

gloomdocwife

anchovy-official

every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching

tokai-teio

octahedronhd

naamahdarling

This is Shakespearian.

caringintensely

lictoas

thebootydiaries

me getting ready to curve people for a guy who doesn’t even like me

#the tea #me rn

lohver

you deserve to never have to guess how much you mean to somebody.

underrmyumbrellaella

this is the true gen z experience

mass-exodus

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”