we're all being hunted

“You really are a first class, five star, solid gold, fucking moron.” Contains spoilers for Agatha Christie’s ‘And Then There Were None’. Name: Philip Lombard Age: 34 Nationality: Irish Occupation: Former Military - Currently a hired gun; mercenary Romantic Inclinations: Heterosexual Lombard has the most mysterious past of anyone invited to Soldier Island by U.N. Owen. He is a world traveler and a former military man who seems to have served as a soldier of fortune in Africa. He comes to the island after Isaac Morris hires him, supposedly because Mr. Owen needs a “good man in a tight spot.” Clearly a dangerous man, Lombard carries a gun and is frequently described as moving “like a panther.” He is bold enough to initiate several searches of the island, perceptive enough to suspect Judge Wargrave of being the killer, and brave enough to voice his suspicions. Lombard is also honest: he owns up to his past misdeeds. When the recorded voice accuses him of leaving twenty-one men from an East African tribe to die in the bush, Lombard cheerfully admits to it, saying there was only enough food for himself and a friend, and so they took off with it. The other characters cannot bring themselves to admit their own guilt, but Lombard has no such qualms. Lombard does display a weakness, however, that ultimately brings about his downfall: his chivalrous and old-fashioned attitude toward women. In the first group conversation about the murders, he suggests excluding the women from the list of potential suspects, since he considers them incapable of homicidal behavior. Lombard’s tendency to underestimate women enables Vera to steal his gun and shoot him when he jumps at her. In a strange way, his death unites Vera and Lombard—they are the only characters to die at the hand of someone other than Wargrave. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Important Information Mun and Muse 21+ Multiverse and Multiship (verse dependent) Semi-selective OC friendly This interpretation is based heavily on the 2015 BBC Mini-series, but may contain book canon sprinkled here and there. NSFW will be tagged but not necessarily always placed under a cut. In addition, a few things will ALWAYS be tagged, including: smoking, blood, and any out of character material. (Tagged as smoking tw or blood tw). Mun has a working knowledge of most major fandoms, and a few of the smaller ones. I will ALWAYS be down with attempting something in your fandom, even if I don't frequent it. Icons and formatting will be used on this blog, but they are not necessary in order to roleplay with me. Please use the messaging system, @ tagging system, or the ask box to get in touch, and feel free to answer memes or opens, even if we are not mutuals. Enjoy your stay!

[lxmbard-blog]

just had to go through like 70 pages of the captcha to log in over here so i might as well say hi

ps: i hope you’re all doing well + i’m sorry i’m a shit and abandoned this blog <3

[moon-yean]

aidan turner + sunglasses

[kendaspntwd]

[twelvepercentt]

| A collection of Philip Lombard gifs (46/??) |

Philip Lombard Outfits -> Blue Striped Suit “There are crimes that cannot be brought home to their perpetrators.”

[enjoyingthatview]

“Are we gonna get any sort of nice husband and wife scenes between Ross and Demelza this season?…” […]

“Maybe in the bedroom.”

[mabelalexa]

aidan turner

[inscriiptions]

                             that’s where you will get to see                                                                                                                  everything the water can be.

                | | fandomless oc, based on ludo’s ‘lake pontchartrain’ | |

[lxmbard-blog]

"I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels."

>>> christmas vacation starters | accepting

“You don’t say.”

Philip gave Archer a look from the corner of his eye. He was jonesing for a cigarette, but he was also still attached to this freshman he’d managed to get handcuffed to a couple hours ago. It probably wouldn’t be in either of their best interests to have an open flame waving about. Not to mention they were on campus at this point, Philip attempting to help Archer find his way back to his dorm. 

He already had a hell of a time sneaking smokes from security on his own, let alone with someone standing next to him who was clearly still drunk and clearly shouldn’t be left alone. And was clearly unaware of how volume control worked.

“You mind keeping it down a little? I am standing right next to you, and it is something like 3 in the morning.”

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Christmas Vacation Roleplaying Sentence Starters

"Is your house on fire?"

"This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here."

"Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"

"Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

"Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season."

"Aw, you didn't have to get me anything."

"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."

"Shitter was full."

" I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic."

"We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?"

"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."

"I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."

"And why is the carpet all wet?"

"I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so."

"Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?"

"I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas."

"Oh dear, did I break wind?"

"I'm freezing my baguettes off."

"Welcome to our home, what's left of it."

"What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound."

"Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was."

"All right then, if you're not man enough to put an end to this shit, then I am."

"Run into the living room and get my stogey."

"If he keeps it up, it WILL be his last Christmas."

"Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City."

"I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin...er, a tree."

"Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?"

"Our holidays were always such a mess."

"I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels."

"Are you sure you ain't Santa Claus?"

" I can't even afford to be an elf."

"We're at the threshold of hell."

"You set standards that no family activity can live up to."

"Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?"

"You about ready to do some kissing?"

"That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you."

"I told you to freeze, mister."

"I'm sure he'll fall. But I don't think we're lucky enough for him to break his neck."

"I have nightmares about what he does when I'm not lying next to him."

"It was an ugly tree anyway."

"I don't want to spend the Holidays dead!"

"What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?"

"Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils."

"If you want to come in you'll have to break down the goddamn door!"

"I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping."

[horrificmemes]

Reblog if your muse is on the naughty list.

[reckless-tunes]

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“Unfair we’re not somewhere Misbehaving for days Great escape, lost track of time and space She’s a silver lining, climbing on my desire”

[theturnermanscape]

I like your jacket. Is it made of boyfriend material?

[lxmbard-blog]

[ that moment when your muse is eerily silent for four months and then out of the blue shows up to punch you in the face. ]

[lxmbard-blog]

[ P S A ---

still dealing with this jerkbutt about replies. might see about starting fresh in the next month, but all that matters is i’m still kind of around... right? i need to re-watch attwn so badly.

also we’re on hiatus... i don’t remember if that was part of the deal where i skipped town here for a couple months, but i’m getting married in 3 weeks. so until then? 

this is a ghost town. ]

[lxmbard-blog]

[ who knew getting fictional characters to love you would feel so rewarding? ]

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nimueries:

nim x philip vidlet ● ❝ eyes like a car crash ❞  ● @lxmbard​

Will the hunger ever stop? Can we simply starve this sin?

casual reminder that hd is your best friend.

[tetheredwing-deactivated2016092]

svdbcy:

me: *moans “i’ll kill you” during sex*