dance tragic dance.

alexander. 32. trans nonbinary he/him. aroace. pure fucking chaos energy. faggots let me hear you make some noise.

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

[blorgblorgblorg]

she’ll tear it clean off

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[armandology]

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

[thomasmomwell]

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

[paparoach]

i will be your 30 year old mutual

[dogpuppy]

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[tennesseewillams]

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going

[cozy-places]

Our cozy kitchen in the late afternoon

[kosmogrl]

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum