Worshipping Salty Barbara

Once upon a time I had a cool description but then it left me for another woman.

[weloveshortvideos]

Christmas decorating is so hard

[lyberry]

me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!

them: hey

me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[lillyhasatumblr]

This is the only Christmas-related image I want to see

[orzesc]

[cannon-fannon]

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

[tjspider]

You are witnessing a broken human being

[mauridianhallow]

This is actually me like constantly now

[sidevilde]

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

[iosaturnalia]

apparently you can’t lose your virginity until you get penetrated by a penis so by that logic all straight men are eternal virgins

s a c r i f i c e  t h e m 

[kendallhaleart]

This came to me after living in a town for 5 years where if you aren’t married and having kids, everyone hates you.

[non-euclidian-chicken-nuggets]

I’M CACKLING

[manicpixieshitpost]

I appreciate the resemblance to Ursula

[neptunais]

[lyberry]

OKAY SO REAL TALK IS ABIGAIL ACTUALLY DEAD THIS TIME????

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[teachagainstfascism]

mainstream tumblr feminism may have many glaring faults but it has bred an army of teenage girls who understand the common ways that misogyny is reinforced in society and who know that they’re better off loving their fellow woman than fighting with her and that’s actually pretty damn revolutionary

[zldkfk]

[snpsnpsnp]

[xatching]

A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves.

intense

[forni-kate]

Rise lucifer

[lyberry]

3rd grade: wow high school musical is so dumb

12th grade: why am i feeling so wROONG my heads in the game but my hearts in the sOONG

[conceptcollective]

[color-division]

*sobs* (x)

[amarriageoftrueminds]

[amoonaaa]

whoop there it is

[dtxodus]

If you white n you wanna help post this

[retiredjesus]

Life Lessons by Tina Belcher

Be really forgiving and fair towards everyone you encounter 

Be one with your body 

Don’t be dependent on other people for your own happiness 

Stay positive even when life beats you down a little 

Inspire others to feel good about themselves 

Encourage your friends to be the best they can be 

Proudly own who you are and what you’re into 

Approach every situation with confidence 

Best Wishes!