FFXIV Simp

Not spoiler free! (He/Him) Radfems, Terfs, and prolifers can all die (right now ideally) G’raha Tia bestest boy

[lycancatboy]

Zenos Boba

[xpersephonerose]

Just FYI for those asking, @cataclizard got this on Cameo! Video is by zenosenjoyer on twitter! (Unsure if they have tumblr)

[lycancatboy]

zenosenjoyer <- link to twt

[nightcorp]

[pmamtraveller]

Fishpond Mosaic designed by artist Gary Drostle

[imjunebitch]

calling ppl "larpers" to insinuate theyre fake fans of smth/poorly pretending to be smth is so fucking stupid cuz. tell me u have never met a real LARPer without saying u have never met a real LARPer. those guys care. they are fucking locked in dude. like LARP is a lifestyle its a commitment they care so much. they're not fake nerds either like fake nerds just repost LOTR gifsets and talk about how nerdy they are for being into like, fucking batman and stuff. LARPers know their shit. they read the whole Silmarillion. they know who Ambush Bug is. like get LARP's name out of your fucking mouth

[escuerzoresucitado]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[cannibalchicken]

[maryam-we8ster]

We all know in our hearts Pink wouldve soloed the knight

[lycancatboy]

Always fascinating when someone talks about a fictional character or piece of media that resonated with them and to hear the passion about it in their words.

[chloebangbang]

because some folks were curious, here's what my phone's keyboard looks like and how I type on it.

[chloebangbang]

I wasn't expecting this to go anywhere but the keyboard is 8vim! it's not perfect, it notably can't do emojis and obviously typing is gonna be slower than proficient two thumb typing, but for my clumsy self this is largely competing with swipe typing, and I'll always take the speed hit to not deal with autosuggest

[chloebangbang]

this post is awesome because it gets everyone in the world thinking they're the funniest people on the planet into my notifications to be gigantic assholes about the thing I use as an accessibility tool. and yet I can't lock it. because its spreading awareness about an accessibility tool and has already gotten several people to give it a shot and install it. so in unrelated news I think I'm going to start killing people

[emcapi]

Hi OP, hope you don't mind me adding on a couple other alternative keyboards:

This is called Thumb-Key (F-Droid link) and is available for Android - there's a paid version on Google Play, but it's available FREE as an APK download or through F-Droid (recommended for automatic updates) (note: this may be affected by Google locking down 3rd-party apps later this year). The letters are arranged based on statistical frequency in English, iirc. Tap for the center letter, swipe in the indicated direction for other letters/capitalization toggle on A-up/punctuation. This is good for one-handed use and does have emoji support! Personally I haven't used it very much, because I found the second keyboard listed shortly afterwards, and that one worked much better for me in terms of speed and having less of a learning curve.

This is called Typewise (Android link) and is available for both Android and iPhone. It works best with two-finger thumb typing. It's fairly easy to get comfortable with, and I've ended up using this as my standard keyboard the overwhelming majority of the time. No swipe support, but because the keys are larger and more finger-friendly, the level of accuracy is way above and beyond anything you can get with a standard phone keyboard. And when you factor in having to redo words because the swipe gesture was interpreted wrong, I think my overall speed is pretty similar, but with far less annoyance. This one also supports emojis!

[squeakitties]

puts my roommate's very fluffy ragdoll cat in an empty field and thousands of sparrows pluck him bald for nesting material in seconds

[squeakitties]

he will be nests soon

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[wizardarchetypes]

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

[carolinalaurel]

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed

[lezbadeez]

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

[lastvalyrian]

I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[medievaljournalist]

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

[yudrilsthira]

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

[medievaljournalist]

juat let mw chj

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[girl-mercury]

nickname poll

So currently I answer to my full first name (which I usually introduce myself with) as well as two nicknames/diminutives plus my last name when people mistake it for a first name. There are two or three other nicknames I've also gone by in the past. I'm perfectly fine with this, or neutral at minimum-- I have a common name and have had to be flexible with how I'm distinguished for my whole life. I also don't feel a deep and fundamental connection of my name with my identity, though I think going by another name entirely would confuse me.

A number of friends have been appalled at me being called names I don't say are my name. Which is really weird to me, although I'd go to battle for anyone else who was getting either deadnamed or called something they didn't want. But this perspective seems surprisingly common!

How do you feel about being called something other than the name you introduce yourself with?

I think it's fun if people give me (non-derogatory) nicknames or shorten my name

I don't care if people call me something else and will answer to it

I'm mildly uncomfortable or annoyed but won't make an issue of it

I HATE being called something else and will always correct people

Nuance in tags/Vanilla extract/I'm bald

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours