Personal Paradise

Hi! I'm Callum!! Some of yall know me as Chris. Non-binary they/them. Hippie minded gypsy currently located in Forida. Forever ready to be on the road again. Talk to me about Steven Universe and I'll be geeked as fuck.

[littleebisu]

[corvynaa-deactivated20250821]

[queencatradora]

[glimxdora]

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[rem-adore]

CANON. CONFIRMED.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[birble-bobble]

Yeah so the Big Think is literally owned by big oil. They’re making shit up so people feel too exhausted to fight for any change. Ignore this kind of environmental nihilism, all it does it help the rich avoid change.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

The fuck

[astridfromthenorth-deactivated2]

[fvckyouimaprophet]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 19th of february, 2013.

[occupywatchdog]

Now is a good time for state political leaders to start exerting state’s rights by challenging Trump regime’s terror of tyranny in the courts because this is downright abuse of by a corrupt regime.

[fuckyeahasexual]

This mentions in the courts but I’d also like to add a “in the streets” bit to this post.

Use the buddy system. If you are protesting or not. Literally if you are walking to your car, really at all times, try to be with someone from your household/coworker/dedicated quarantine buddy. Cops are most likely to pick off people walking solo, and if you do get arrested you want someone to know that what unmarked DHS rental car took you in, when, and your name and bday.

[swarnpert]

don’t ever call me op. you will address me by my full name

[darllng]

obert pobert

[lucy-noswad]

The crew on she-ra knew exactly what they were doing and how our gay asses would react to

This!!!

THIS MOMENT!!!

AND HER!!!

[hetero-plausible]

[dying-dog]

[cynological]

That’s a weird dragon.

[roachpatrol]

shut up i love her

[twitterlols]

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

i love this so much i dont know where to start - the comedy itself - the commentary on ‘what is art’ - further on what is art: the viewers are interpreting this as art, but the intention of the “artist” was not actually art, so is it art or not? who gets to decide, the viewers or the creator? - the act of placing the glasses and watching the response (and the response itself being that the viewers treated the glasses as art) as performance art like is this a critique of postmodernism? does the critique betray itself since (one could argue) the viewers interpreting the glasses as art makes them art? or is that so ridiculous that it doesn’t matter? i could go on

[pervocracy]

The intention of the “artist” was not actually art, but… their intention was to create a specific image for public display in order to evoke a reaction from an audience, and then to create an image of that in order to evoke a different reaction from a second audience.

I think they accidentally arted.  Twice.

[roachpatrol]

art happens in museums whether you like it or not

[omghotmemes]

2020

[iwouldservehim]

The little detail of the toilet paper roll kills me.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I just found out about Mangalitsa pigs and, ho boy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Goddesses

[dragonthistle]

Moldy bacon.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here you absolute clownlicking whelk i am going to hunt you down and forcefeed you your phone and your words

[thepizzalovingnerd]

Pigs in a pre-blanket

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you complete and utter nitwit, whelks ABSOLUTELY have tongues, they are called radula and are covered in thousands of tiny teeth, here is a cross section

so basically you look like an utter nincompoop. have a whelk, fool

[bovinehuman]

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS A WHELK

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

whelks are these vicious little fucks  

you know conch shells? the fancy smooth ones? whelks are their less fancy, but far sexier cousin. they’re both a type of sea snail (and mollusk). you’ve probably seen whelk shells before:

i say sexier, because while conches are herbivores, whelks are carnivorous atrocities. i’m in love with them. conches are content with algea & plants. whelks took one look at crustaceans and other mollusks and said “THAT. I WANT TO EAT THAT.”

these bastards literally drill holes through other creature’s shells to get to the soft gooey slippery deliciousness inside. these knuckleheads will pry open clams using the edge of their shell and their foot (that’s right, whelks have a muscular foot). sometimes they damage their own damn shells doing this. you know, like a bitch who is done caring.

also, when tiny whelks hatch in their egg casing they tend to eat their siblings, born & unborn. but that’s… not really uncommon in the animal kingdom so i’m not gonna give them extra grief. i’ve got siblings, those relationships can be hard. 

(yes that monstrosity is the egg casing. no i don’t want to talk about it)

here fool. have a fat juicy whelk.

i’ve never eaten a whelk but i will one day, i’m told they make good chowder

join us here at @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ next week when we unleash the horror that is the Giant Horse Conch!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Anyway, the Giant Horse Conch. it’s not a true conch, just a monstrous predatory sea snail. was gonna do a whole thing but…pics speak for themself: 

that is all

[catchymemes]

[blackqueerblog]

Exactlyyyyy there are so many aspect to corona virus bruhh. Its crazy. Like also think about the ppl in flint who stilll dont have clean water. And having to deal with the virus. Like how do u even properly wash your hands.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

damn