[chaoticgood-m-deactivated202202]

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

[gilliebee]

[fruitysoakedbih-deactivated2021]

This is top tier

[zabadi]

nobody:

me: shaking my ass in bed

[millionancientbees]

what is it about mugs!? why can’t i walk past them without feeling a deep pull to buy them!? i don’t need any! more! mugs!! i don’t even have to really like the mug. it could be ugly as fuck. but i’d want it. 

[sunfortune]

we need a pride and prejudice movie directed by a woman so we can finally have an actual hot darcy I’m sick of the lies

[tlirsgender]

Hozier is just like "I'm a corpse in the woods I have a complicated relationship with religion and I'm tastefully horny" and we all collectively went "same"

[sparklingwatr-deactivated202201]

[wrenrouge]

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

[shorthistorian]

J.K. Rowling’s characterization of Professor Binns and his History of Magic classes as stodgy, boring, and irrelevant reflects her personal disregard for historical knowledge and the discipline of history itself, as evidenced by her (at best) ham-handed and (at worst) actively harmful treatments of real-world history in the series as a whole. In this essay, I will

[dr-dendritic-trees]

Yes.

[champagnemoon]

I think I love Jenny Slate so much because she has the energy of a sleepover at 3am like constant chaotic intimacy and truth

[dsmsix]

René Descartes: *thinks*

René Descartes:

[dogs99999]

i hate the end of the semester so much! every day im like “ok honey u need to do x y and z or u will nearly fail all ur classes” and then when it comes down to it i’m watching 5 hours of youtube makeup tutorials 

[insomniac-arrest]

is the drunk girl at parties who collects crystals not a modern Oracle of Delphi? does she not get high as fuck, spout nonsense, and wait for those in power to inevitably meet their hubris?

time is a circle.

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

[180069death]

Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore (2009-2012)

[wellbutrinboy]

when jenny slate said “i have always known that i would die for love. i think i am dying while or because of waiting for it” ....i felt that