Chapstick & Marinara

Thanks for looking at my blog! I complain a lot. Be prepared. I'm actually a big awkward nerd so don't be afraid to strike up a conversation!

[ladytheebug]

I believe in fromager Adrien supremacy.

[tobiasrieper]

Parvati + progressing relationship with Junlei

How’s the Unreliable treating you these days, wildflower? Okay, I’ve decided I really love hearing you call me that, so… keep doing it.

[brandy-andy]

TAZ Ethersea episode 1 lets gooooooooo

[queermaddscientist]

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

[galactic-magick]

[goodstuffhappenedtoday]

[betelguwuse]

We really do live in a society lads

[thechangeling]

"Our current society produces no un-traumatized autistic people."

^^^^^^THIS!

[quin-tess-entially]

Uni tutors: alrighty for this project you need to create a campaign for a niche topic that you’re passionate about.

Me:

Now available as postcard prints on my etsy!

[why-i-love-comics]

Empyre: Aftermath Avengers #1 (2020)

written by Al Ewing art by Valerio Schiti & Marte Gracia

[anepotter]

“See, I’m the child of a witch and an android. I’m their wish come true. Bigger than magic, living information, retro-reincarnated in human form. Now, my brother? He’d give you a physical fight. He’d warp time and space to punch you fifty times a second. But when I warp time and space… I use my words.”

- Wiccan, New Avengers vol.4 #16

[princessamericachavez]

BRO

[ophanic]

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

[luckysovreign]

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

[jeaniefranklins]

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

middle aged women connect to minion memes the same way we all connected to gir memes in 2006 about y'all dont want to face that

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[do-you-have-a-flag]

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

[0kkvlt]

[gnars-house]

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

[official-cisphobe]

Diogenes also attended many of Plato’s lessons, not because he was interested or even to debate him but he would bring food with him and purposefully eat obnoxiously loud

[russiawave]

i want a kitten

[llamagoddessofficial]

Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous

Google:

Me:

Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

[halohiding-deactivated20200807]

We really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.......what the fuck was that

[soimafan2341]

Or to use the bathroom and they really said "no❤️"

[crittizen]

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

i need every single one of these urgently

[kelp-kelp]

I have this one :)

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.