in real life, goliath wins

marissa/31/pharmacy feeling all the feelings my face she/they

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[b1zarr3vel]

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[saltlifehippie]

[loveridden1999]

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

[ruffboi-mags]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[walk-up-songs]

i hate when i go into a room and he has achieved a level of cozy that is completely unattainable to me

[chewedcorn]

Every company from June 1st to June 30th

[clarawinnie]

DOBERMAN

5x7 inches

4 color needlepoint

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[kosmogrl]

hey so can somebody please do something about all of this

[userfpurteen]

perpetual state of just woke up

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.