Matilda

Things I reblog that r funny.

[afriendandboy]

make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again

[afriendandboy]

some thoughts for america 2.0:

national anthem is gasolina

no founding fathers whatsoever but maybe we give dwayne the rock johnson a mountain statue or two

let’s do way, way less genocide this time. im thinking definitely like 0% of the genocide from the last time, that seems good

maybe more holidays about dogs

[languageoclock]

what do we want? 
improved foreign language education in English speaking countries

when do we want it? 
when we’re younger and have better neuroplasticity

[howlingcemetary]

I’m what the kids call

ready to fucking die

[arewehavingpunyet]

[iraffiruse]

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

[kit-kat-sb]

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

[tinotonatini]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

[respectfulmemes]

[diamondchrisq]

Photos of the cast of AHS on set. Evan looks interesting and I feel like he’s a villain, Sarah looks someone’s assistant, and Adina is a reporter.

[geeky-jez-deactivated20231025]

[purplebuddhaproject]

[owning-my-truth-deactivated2022]

[amn3stia-deactivated20200508]

My GPA at the beginning of the semester vs. finals week

[daily-rage-comics]

therapist: i want to get to know the real you! :-)

me:

[urbeaut]

[factly]

breakfast food is the only thing holding this nation together

[sleepin]