take me to church

I'm Ashley and I roleplay with some amazing people. This blog is basically where I'll be posting graphics, music, quotes, askbox memes, ect. for inspirational purposes... also to destroy my partners with feels.

[amerikate]

CRIMINAL: songs for female villains and cruel women. [listen]

[katsmoving]

we are soulmates, you and i, our love was forged in the stars, but tragically, we live in an imperfect universe, and even stars fade.

we are nothing more than stardust now, a distant dream // k.s. (via worthystevie)

[izzybellgee]

important otp question: who begins chanting “FUCK DA POLICE” and who throws a 40 at the floor and yells “SCATTER”

[izzybellgee]

important otp question: who begins chanting “FUCK DA POLICE” and who throws a 40 at the floor and yells “SCATTER”

[lydiaphilips-blog]

mutual pining: good

fake married: nice

fake married while mutually pining: OH MY GOD!!! FUCK!!! OH MY GOD FUCKING HELL LORD ABOVE AAHHHHHH!!! FUCK!!!!!

[victoriadonnelly]

lungs meme  → lydia & ian + are you hurting the one you love?

you’d like to stay in heaven but the rules are too tough

[victoriadonnelly]

lungs meme  → iris & rosie + blinding

and i could hear the thunder and see the lightning crack and all around the world was waking, i never could go back

[victoriadonnelly]

lungs meme  → adam & nora + i’m not calling you a liar

there’s a ghost in my mouth and it talks in my sleep wraps itself around my tongue as it softly speaks

[scarlettgallagher]

four meets → ready, aim, shoot

18 / dallace and darcy

[victoriadonnelly]

1989 meme → lily/whitney + all you had to do was stay

let me remind you this was what you wanted  you ended it you were all I wanted

[thegoodlannister]

friends turned lovers is literally my favorite trope - like, all other tropes can go home.

give me shared inside jokes that date back to wayyyyy before a first kiss was ever shared. give me living together with separate bedrooms until one of them gradually becomes unnecessary. give me confused reactions from people who already assumed the two of them were dating. give me arguments over what counts as an anniversary because should we start at the date we met or the date we became friends or the date we got over our stupid selves and finally started kissing?

give me stories that show the line between friends and lovers is a really, really thin one - that appreciating the friendship that two characters share doesn’t mean you can’t ship them really damn hard too. that you can keep all the awesome friends-being-assholes-to-each-other stuff and add on all the shippy stuff to get something extra special awesome.

give me all of that.

[kingmaking-deactivated20181203]

BAD /listen/ adjective i. not such as to be hoped for or desired ii. unpleasant or unwelcome iii. unfavorable; adverse iv. harmful v. evil (for rival spies up to no good the game is close to an end)

[wordsnquotes]

I want a trouble-maker for a lover, Blood spiller, blood drinker, a heart of flame, Who quarrels with the sky and fights with fate, Who burns like fire on the rushing sea.

Rumi (via brave-princessss)

[lydiaphilips-blog]

jason/kelly

Who would be the big spoon? Jason would be and Kelly would wake up and be like “get off” but she’d secretly love it. 

Who would wake up first? Kelly obviously because she’s like all responsibility. 

Do they have nicknames for each other? If you call colorful insults nicknames then sure. 

What happened when they met each other’s parents? I feel like Jason’s family loved Kelly but Kelly’s parents were all “r u srs” 

How do they apologise after an argument? BAHAHAH I don’t think they do tbh.

What would they be like as parents?  Lots of bickering, lots of drama. Basically disagree almost on everything. 

Who is the better cook? Jason for sure. I don’t think Kelly knows how to cook anything that she can’t put in a salad bowl or microwave.

Who is more romantic?  I have a feeling that Jason is… 

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? Jason gets her joke gifts and Kelly *tries* to be more thoughtful. She probably bought him a blender or something. 

Who gets jealous easiest? Kelly for sure but she won’t show it.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? JASON!!!!! Kelly’s like It’s just another day idgi. 

Who is the most adventurous? Jason obviously. 

Who is the most protective? Kelly. When she loves someone she will go to the ends of the earth to make sure they’re okay. 

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? Uh… I feel like Kelly was a popular cheerleader and Jason was probably a stoner kid. They rarely crossed paths but if they did their would have been a lot of bickering and everyone would have probably gotten annoyed with them lmao. 

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*  What’s My Age Again - Blink-182

[lydiaphilips-blog]

Sentence Starters -- Texts From Last Night

[text]: I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.

[text]: Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.

[text]: Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.

[text]: Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.

[text]: Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.

[text]: I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.

[text]: Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.

[text]: I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable

[text]: Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?

[text]: Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake

[text]: pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready

[text]: I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made

[text]: Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway

[text]: Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life?

[text]: In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches

[text]: I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?

[text]: my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman

[text]: You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.

[text]: I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.

[text]: She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.

[text]: So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.

[text]: Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?

[text]: My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.

[text]: I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.

[text]: I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food

[text]: i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place

[frommemetoyou]

SEND ME A SHIP INVOLVING MY MUSE AND I'LL TELL YOU;

Who would be the big spoon?

Who would wake up first?

Do they have nicknames for each other?

What happened when they met each other’s parents?

How do they apologise after an argument?

What would they be like as parents?

Who is the better cook?

Who is more romantic?

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

Who gets jealous easiest?

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

Who is the most adventurous?

Who is the most protective?

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

 Do I ship it?

 NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP

[lydiaphilips-blog]

🌂 + jamily

yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed Emily maybe? Although I don’t really see them yelling at each other so ???

whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping Jamie and Emily marches her cute butt all the way back to the store to get it. 

leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room Maybe Jamie but I could also see Emily doing this. 

initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t Emily for sure. I think Jamie is too shy for that. This might be how they get caught??? Idk 

surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner Jamie just so she can impress her bc she remembers what she likes.

is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary They both are they probably wake up in the bed together the next morning like what just happened.

argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular Jamie does 

buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting EMILY AND SHE BUYS LIKE 1M WORTH OF STUFF. She’s so excited to be a mommy! 

insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema  I think Emily does at first because she’s afraid of their relationship getting out into the paparazzi.