Why do you like sharks?
he walk
He cronch
He roll
She give high fin. @lilragekitten
He gets tummy rubs
He get nose rub
He beauty
He dance
She do a triple Lutz
He slorp
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Why do you like sharks?
he walk
He cronch
He roll
She give high fin. @lilragekitten
He gets tummy rubs
He get nose rub
He beauty
He dance
She do a triple Lutz
He slorp
This post is blessed
Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.
Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.
my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.
The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.
A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.
Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm
Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE
BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.
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not blog related, but I’m not an asshole
S I G N A L
B O O S T
keep your animal friends safe.
Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost
I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t
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This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning
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keep your smol and furry friends safe <3
Badass Cas -not mine-
Credit to creator~ this edit is GREAT
I really like this song -credit to neg4ns (instagram)
😂 I love this~ credit to superartificial on YouTube~
This is truly incredible.
But no, wolves are ruthless killers actively destroying the ecosystem…
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“
this is such a good post because asking ppl if you can be friends can make them feel so uncomfortable but if you approach them like this its SO EASY to start a conversation and let a friendship develop naturally
Cas my baby!!! •not mine•
•Take me home• -not mine but very lovely-
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How to Make Coffee - a guide by Tim Drake
*Warning: Do not drink unless you don’t mind accumulating major medical issues and probably brain damage. When drinking this coffee, use caution, and pray it does not burn through your esophagus and devour you from the inside out. Do not drink if you are younger than 15 years old, have any health problems (besides no spleen. I don’t have one and I drink this anyway so it should be fine, but if you’re a normal person with no spleen then I wouldn’t recommend this, just in case), take medication, are pregnant, have a low caffeine tolerance, are not a hardened vigilante, know Alfred and might tell him about this semi-fatal cup of coffee I drink regularly, or wish to live a long life*
*Side effects include: Either a good caffeine boost for the day or a coma. There is no in between.
Ingredients:
• Extremely strong Death Wish coffee grounds
• Redbull
• Splenda
• A few flakes of salt (to ensure you’re bitter enough to face the world)
• Tequila
• Three drops of hot sauce (to strengthen your pain tolerance)
• A few caffeine tablets (for maximum caffeination)
• Love
Directions:
• Make a pot of coffee with the grounds and Redbull instead of water
• Pour into a large mug (for best results, invest in a giant mug that fits multiple cups of coffee to enhance the experience)
• Take everything else and mix it all in until the coffee looks just a little poisonous (I assure you it’s not as deadly as it looks. I drink this twice a day and I turned out alright)
• **Do not add milk (this coffee must be black as your soul)**
• Try not to die
Yeah...I need this for finals
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