[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[napping-sapphic]

Seriously let me read aloud to you until you fall asleep

[capacity]

me watching everyone on earth date and fall in love

[justfurbythings]

Waiting for the midnight train going anywhere

[thyrell]

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

[thyrell]

2 cups vanilla extract

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[lydzia]

i made a pogue playlist if anyone’s interested:)

(also recommendations are always welcome)

[nemnuong]

explain: why are titties so soft????

titties are near the heart so they are full of love

[endsofjune]

i don’t have any food so im gonna order delivery but maybe if i tip well enough the driver will kindly agree to run me over with their car

[lydzia]

i think i just made my perfect depiction of sirius and lily

[audreyhepbuns]

Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

alvin is killed by his son simon

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[daintydear]

so yeah what are you supposed to do when you’re at the age where everything you do actually counts for your future but you have 0% of your shit together and are 150% depressed

[youtubethumbnails]

[stanasbeckett]

Tom Holland is a mood ™

[hungwy]

looking at my own playlists like how did u know i love that song…