Stay awake, stay aware.

Lynette Nguyen :) San Diego bred | UCLA lovin' Stayawake-stayaware.tumblr.com

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[iwishihadafather]

[memewhore]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

[florapatite]

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

[fivegum]

[britney2007spears]

fun on the right, business on the left

[phoneticmeow]

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

[tulparightsactivist]

Look at this fucking chad

[saltrat88]

Damn.

[houstonwehaveadog]

Australia is a foreign planet.

[lampfaced]

[dryadgirlie]

[huffylemon]

[willowofthehearth]

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

[make--it--gayer]

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

Jeff Sessions was interrupted by a priest who just directly quoted Jesus at him. Jeff Sessions was speaking about not allowing refugees and immigrants into this country.

The priest was removed. Another religious leader stood up and defended the priest, and they were also removed.

Powerful video. Jesus loves that priest, and that priest knows Jesus.

[durnesque-esque]

The other minister is a Baptist pastor, Rev. Darrell Hamilton, who I went to school with at Wake Forest Divinity.

Jeff Sessions speech interrupted by Methodist, Baptist clergy - Religion News Service

(RNS) — 'I interrupted Attorney General Sessions today because his entire political agenda is antithetical to the gospel of Jesus Christ,'

Read more here

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

These two? This is true Christianity. This is how you practice your faith.

[tiggymalvern]

Poor Jeff Sessions. It really sucks to have people express their religious freedom by using religion to tell you what a horrible hypocrite you are, doesn’t it?

[tsrgifs]

[rumispatterns]

Sherlock: *pulls back curtain while Watson is showering*

Sherlock: Watson we have to- stop screaming it’s just me- we have to get to a crime scene

[meanplastic]

I think cooking is my calling 😋❤️🍴

[cheypowells]

Well hang up

[disneyfeverdaily]

#best duo

[ithelpstodream]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

This basically sums it up

[rbdreams]