YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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almost home
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Game of Thrones Daily
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Claire Keane
DEAR READER
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@theamazingawesome
Shane: I thought I was bisexual because I have a lot of reverence for women. Shane: Now I know that's the gayest thing you can have. Straight men don't like women. Shane: There were truly eight years of time where I was going "I have to be bisexual because I'm attracted to men, but I love when a film has Rose Landry." Shane: Fret not, I've sorted it.
Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years
Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years
Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years
Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years
Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years
Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.
Does all of Tumblr know this man?
why are all of your screenshots covered in molasses
Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser
We hired this Espurr to wave to you (please wave back)
hello espurr
you're telling me pokemon has an official tumblr account
the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
i have seen a bizarrely high number of replies to this post saying ‘okay but you have to take into account people’s preferences and dietary restrictions!!!’ so i just wanted to take the time to clarify that my original one (1) paragraph tumblr joke post was in fact an entirely comprehensive guide to trip planning, you should NOT take into account food allergies or accessibility or general basic preferences of your friends at all, there are absolutely no further nuance or considerations that need to be made beyond what i originally wrote
i have a friend with peanut allergies so every time we go somewhere i make sure to take my peanut car that is made up of thousands of peanut shells glued together and then for activities all of us take turns throwing peanuts at her and then we have peanut butter for dinner. everyone loves it
daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
Source: @zagreus
this post is already on tumblr, why repost it?
You must be new here.
I've been here for a decade and my puzzlement over this kind of behavior remains evergreen
I admire the restraint not to point out you literally wrote the post that was screencapped.
Protect trans kids at all costs 💜
Because people have asked, here's my theyfriend's dog Huevo ✨🥚✨
Also the event was in LA 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
It makes me so happy that this post blew up and somehow didn't attract the attention of transphobes?? Like, so many people out there just want the best for queer children and that's everything TuT
Wholesome wholesome I love this so much
The Golden Girls | 6x14 "Sister of the Bride"
Don't Look Up (2021) dir. Adam McKay
you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here
How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
This was me off 1 chocolate croissant
More tea leaf divination knowledge. Take notes.
from basic witches, illustrations by camille chew @lordofmasks
