Nolan's Life Continues to be Average @nolanslifeisaverage - Tumblr Blog

Oh Fuck.

I’m coming back to Tumblr?!

I keep getting notifications that people have followed my blogs, which is pretty much the only reason I check in on Tumblr these days.

It was a cute run and I’m not gonna delete these blogs, ‘cause there was a lot of time and history archived here. But sometime I wonder if I’d even be using Twitter or Snapchat if Tumblr hadn’t been so aggressive with NSFW content.

liquidisedfish

my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck

EXCUSE ME?? F

F

just some facts for u

1.) gay people invented love

2.) trans people invented beauty

shyleviathan

how could you leave this in the tags

bgcgifs

seagramsgingerale

holdup-deactivated20161205

sleepiercell--thesleepiest

Clearly there’s a hole in the market

badjokesbyjeff

So my twin brother called me from prison

He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”

kriosv

Jeff, we talked about your username.

thurstonwaffles

Drama boi!

drtanner-dickery

The way he throws his little head back when he REALLY MEANS IT, oh my goodness.

Sandra Dee Lutheran

lost in the sauce

Good tweet is good.

nzssa-deactivated20190420

vieratheartist

I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.

saiasus

katyasthwoorp

Me to my emotions

blackqueerblog

I don’t think this is how efficient markets are supposed to work.

sunflowerbower

That’s obscene.

own-satisfied-deactivated

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hugechode

Scrolling through this was the most fun I’ve had all day

paperclip888

Agreed

biglawbear

I don’t actually wish I were dead this is just a really cool post

meekaleeks

*raws u as a friend*

I'm feeling so lost right now. The kind of lost I felt when I came back to Iowa City. I eventually found my groove, though. And while I was in that groove, I found a love of my life. And the breakup with him is part of the reason for my current feeling of being lost.

But I've overcome before. And I've grown. And I will do so again. But fuck if this isn't hard. Three years with someone who loved me with what felt like unconditional love, and was present in a way even my family isn't always there.... To not have that anymore really fucks a person up. He's on his own journey and I hope so deeply for him that his journey doesn't have the pain and hurt he talked about for all those months before he broke it off. But I suspect that his silence is as much to mask his pain as it is to create the distance we (probably) both need to heal and be our whole selves again.

But this pain is a vicious cycle. And I've never felt so lost and this Zoloft needs to fucking get itself together to do its damn job so I can keep kicking ass at every turn. The world moves too damn fast to feel this lost and I have change to make.

bone-cement-huffer

memeception

hashtagloveloses

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

bl00dlikeice

@caesarianconfection

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

mommacomms

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

pagesofkenna

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

animatedamerican

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

captainlordauditor

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

japhers

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics