Oh Fuck.
I’m coming back to Tumblr?!

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
DEAR READER
noise dept.
dirt enthusiast

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Kiana Khansmith
Stranger Things
we're not kids anymore.
Jules of Nature
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trying on a metaphor
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@nolanslifeisaverage
Oh Fuck.
I’m coming back to Tumblr?!
I keep getting notifications that people have followed my blogs, which is pretty much the only reason I check in on Tumblr these days.
It was a cute run and I’m not gonna delete these blogs, ‘cause there was a lot of time and history archived here. But sometime I wonder if I’d even be using Twitter or Snapchat if Tumblr hadn’t been so aggressive with NSFW content.
my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck
just some facts for u
1.) gay people invented love
2.) trans people invented beauty
how could you leave this in the tags
Clearly there’s a hole in the market
So my twin brother called me from prison
He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”
Jeff, we talked about your username.
Drama boi!
The way he throws his little head back when he REALLY MEANS IT, oh my goodness.
Sandra Dee Lutheran
lost in the sauce
Good tweet is good.
I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.
Me to my emotions
I don’t think this is how efficient markets are supposed to work.
That’s obscene.
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Scrolling through this was the most fun I’ve had all day
Agreed
I don’t actually wish I were dead this is just a really cool post
*raws u as a friend*
I'm feeling so lost right now. The kind of lost I felt when I came back to Iowa City. I eventually found my groove, though. And while I was in that groove, I found a love of my life. And the breakup with him is part of the reason for my current feeling of being lost.
But I've overcome before. And I've grown. And I will do so again. But fuck if this isn't hard. Three years with someone who loved me with what felt like unconditional love, and was present in a way even my family isn't always there.... To not have that anymore really fucks a person up. He's on his own journey and I hope so deeply for him that his journey doesn't have the pain and hurt he talked about for all those months before he broke it off. But I suspect that his silence is as much to mask his pain as it is to create the distance we (probably) both need to heal and be our whole selves again.
But this pain is a vicious cycle. And I've never felt so lost and this Zoloft needs to fucking get itself together to do its damn job so I can keep kicking ass at every turn. The world moves too damn fast to feel this lost and I have change to make.
memeception
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
I’m not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new language
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”
well i added my contribution : )
why—
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
I want this on a bumper sticker