Don't Call Me Shirley.

i'll be honest my interests are all over the place

[lynndeed]

bro your palms are so swole. you been squeezing?

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[dogpuppy]

[lynndeed]

hello from two turts on the lake at sunrise

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[catchymemes]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[t4timekeeper]

[terrible-ghost]

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[cherrydanish]

[housegoblin]

saw TWO of these bad boys the other day

[segamascott]

[pointnclick]